Wrack

Entering a game

"How much blood must I bathe in before I find peace?"

"This is [map name]? They've really cleaned this place up!"

"Aren't there supposed to be 'slipgates' here?"

[random quote: hello]

[random quote: hello11]

[random quote: hello10]

Exiting a game

"Come with me, [random enemy]. Find peace."

"Gonna find me some fiends to frag."

[random quote: goodbye1]

[random quote: goodbye5]

Level start

"Deja vu all over again ... aargh!"

"I'm having flashbacks."

"And the sky was full of rockets."

"Wish I had some real opponents here."

Level end

"Why is everyone stopping? I'm still here ... I think...yeah, I am!"

"[Winner] is bucking for sergeant."

"[Loser] should've stayed back in the mess hall."

"Over already? I remember these things lasting for hours."

Level end: victory

"They don't train 'em like the used to."

"[Map name] always was sweet to me."

"Don't take it personally, [random enemy], I was doing this when you were in diapers."

Level end: defeat

"Yeah. Technology over tactics. Big guns over good moves."

"You proud, [winner]? You shouldn't be proud! That was lame!"

"They've changed this place. I remember [map name] before they messed it up."

"I don't care what it freakin' says. I DON'T LOSE."

Hit when talking

"Don't they teach etiquette in your clan, [fighter]."

"I really hope that [random enemy] just misfired."

"I remember when [fighter]s like you had better manners."

Hit by an attack (no death)

"Can't jump right anymore, can't run fast. When I was younger ..."

"You're making it harder for me to go through airports... the bells, the bells!"

"Pinged another one off the plate in my head. What're you shooting... magnets?"

[random quote: death_insult2]

Hitting an opponent (no kill)

"When I started fighting, you were in diapers, [enemy], and now, you need 'em again."

"Stop screaming, [enemy]! I can't hear the other voices in my head!"

"Wait, you're not 'Old Yeller!'"

[random quote: taunt1]

Death by telefrag

"Leave me alone, [enemy]! There's already too many people in here!"

"Stinkin' slipgates."

"Nothing but static at this end."

[random quote: death_telefragged3]

Death by falling damage

"Cats can do it, so can I!"

"Up, up, and away! I'm a bird! I'm a plane!"

"Used to fall a lot farther than that with no pain."

"Let's see you do better, [enemy]."

Death by lava

"How did Cthon manage this stuff?"

"Hey, [enemy]. Got any marshmallows?"

"Battle suits are for wimps. Give me an Enviro Suit any day."

Death by slime

"KP again ... too much creamed corn ... way too much creamed corn."

"Doesn't smell like liniment."

"This stuff is primordial ooze."

Death by drowning

"I can't hear! Why can't I hear?"

"We had gills when I was a boy!"

"Hey, [enemy], throw me a lifesaver. And I don't mean candy!"

"Course I can swim. Just didn't feel like it then."

"This doesn't look like the well of wishes..."

[random quote: death_drown0]

Death by splash damage/cratering

"Too complicated. Used to be simple. Mano y mano."

"Not the first time I've done this ...won't be the last."

[random quote: death_suicide1]

Death by gauntlet

"Charlie got tougher in the jungle."

"You just try that again when I'm drunk."

Death by railgun

"Sissy gun! Sissy gun! We wouldn't use crap like that in the old days!"

[random quote: death_rail1]

Death by BFG

"Oh look, a viking burial! Hey wait, it's mine!"

"Whose bright idea was this weapon?"

"No-skill llama!"

[random quote: death_bfg0]

"What're the fireworks for, [enemy]? Ow...never mind."

Death by kamikaze

"What happened, [fighter]? Your backpack explode?"

"Never had to put up with that kind of crap that I can remember."

"Either quit eatin' beans, [enemy], or find yourself some other opponents."

"I'm gonna pretend I didn't see you do that, [enemy]."

"You work for Shub, right, [enemy]?"

"You're not licensed for that weapon, are you [enemy]."

[random quote: death_kamikaze0]

Death insults

"Four years ago, I could've killed you with a projectile-shaped piece of earwax."

"Yeah, in the old days, I had to walk a mile through six feet of snow to frag someone."

[random quote: death_insult1]

"They make things too easy now. Anybody can fight here."

"You're a long way from the elite, [fighter]."

Death praise

"And the old stallion is driven from the herd..."

[random quote: d_praise3]

"You fight like that for 30 years ... you just might be me someday."

"Nice. You trained with the 'old ones,' didn't you, [enemy]?"

"That you, G. Narley?"

Killing with railgun

"Woohoo! That was too easy. They're taking all the fun out of it."

[random quote: kill_rail1]

"Choo choo! Train's coming through!"

"I'd rather have a nail gun."

"I'd rather have a 'Thunderbolt.'"

Killing with gauntlet

"In the old days, we cooked hot dogs like this."

"Gimme back my axe! I hate this thing."

"Way too easy."

"No challenge here."

Killing with telefrag

"That's like putting an 8-track in a cassette deck!"

"I'm a slip-gating fool! Wahoooo!"

[random quote: telefragged5]

Killing with kamikaze

"Yeah, there'll be guys complaining about this one til the end of time."

"Heh. Guess I'm not ready to retire just yet."

"**SIGH** Whatever happened to weapons you had to aim?"

"No whining! There is no whining in the arena!"

[random quote: kill_kamikaze0]

[random quote: kill_kamikaze1]

Another player kills self

"Wait minute ... what's the point of this again?"

"Go as negative as you want, [enemy]."

"If you can't handle the heat, [enemy], stay outta the lava."

"Lamebrain, [fighter]."

Kill insults

"I've had better fights trying to put my pants on in the middle of the night."

"I hate fraggin' them before they're old enough to drive."

"You old enough to be here, [enemy]? Can I see some ID."

"Come back when you've improved enough to be competition, [enemy]."

[random quote: kill_insult22]

[random quote: kill_insult29]

"Age and treachery always overcome youth and skill. You bet!"

Kill praise

"You done good, [enemy]. Too bad you won't get to polish your technique."

"You remind me of me in the old days ... course, I got better."

"You've been watching ol' Wrack's moves, right, [enemy]?"

[random quote: praise2]

Random insults

"Wipe your nose, [fighter]. Your whiney sniffling's giving you away."

"You want a little cheese with that whine, [enemy]?"

"And I thought I didn't know where I was. You lost there, [enemy]?"

[random quote: taunt3]

Random misc

"I got a cramp. Hey, [random enemy], rub my leg."

[random quote: misc14]

[random quote: misc4]

"Improve or die, [fighter]s. Improve or die."

"I want to feel some more of your pain, [random enemy]."

"And the sky was full of planes ..."

"Hey, [enemy]! I need a [random weapon]. Think I'll take yours."