Tank Jr.

Tank Jr. - bio
Tank Jr.
Cybronic Human/Strogg Crossbreed
2.21 m
771 kg

The spawn of a human Tank Commander and an Iron Maiden of Stroggos, Tankjr is a sadistic bio-tech nightmare.

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Entering a gameExiting a gameLevel startLevel endLevel end: victoryLevel end: defeatHit when talkingHit by an attack (no death)Hitting an opponent (no kill)Death by telefragDeath by falling damageDeath by lavaDeath by slimeDeath by drowningDeath by splash damage/crateringDeath by gauntletDeath by railgunDeath by BFGDeath by kamikazeDeath insultsDeath praiseKilling with railgunKilling with gauntletKilling with telefragKilling with kamikazeAnother player kills selfKill insultsKill praiseRandom insultsRandom misc

Entering a game

"Power up ... systems on-line. Pathetic carbon-based [fighter]s targeted."
"Selecting [random enemy] for initial termination."
"Sensors indicate [random enemy] as best choice for minimal risk 'frag.'"
"Nothing but inferior lifeforms indicated in [map name]."

Exiting a game

"Carbon life forms inadequate ... Executing search program."
"Initiating depature sequence."
"Exiting loop."

Level start

[random quote: level_start0]
"Systems indicate multiple units for replacement parts."
"Systems indicate sniveling baby that's ready to die."

Level end

"Damage assessment underway ... report: damage minimal ..."
"Re-run previous combat matrix ... correct for maximum efficiency."
"Current data incompatible with world domination program. REBOOT."
"Read-outs indicate insufficient hierarchical position."

Level end: victory

"Multiple fatalities indicated. Activating mulcher/bagger systems."
"Situation read-outs indicate satisfactory program results."
"Ultimate victory achievable."
"[Loser], report to Arena Masters for disassembly."

Level end: defeat

"PRINT: I will wind your entrails into pretzels, [winner]."
"'Luck' incompatible with logic. Analysis of [winner] inconclusive."
"Researching contextual defination of 'llama."
"Attempts to initiate nuclear self-destruct sequence failing."
"Biological units are to be exterminated in future encounters."
"[Map name] is yet to be conquered."

Hit when talking

"Evisceration? Decapitation? [enemy] may choose."
"PRINT: 'Ow ow! Help! Help! Help!.... ha ha ha ha.'"
"[Enemy] will need to locate a bigger [weapon]."
"Data stream interrupted."

Hit by an attack (no death)

"DATA LOG: Systems functional. Return fire indicated."
"Damaged biological components require replacement. Collect from, [enemy]."
"Inferior Unit! You will not survive to make that mistake again."
"Provide me with a target, [enemy]. Tankjr challenges you."

Hitting an opponent (no kill)

"ANALYSIS: Inferior ordinance."
"Preparing target for processing."
"DATA INQUIRY: How many hits to reach the juicy center?"
"SENSOR READOUT: Biological infestation implanted in foe."
"Will your entrails spill out when I shake you up and pull your head off?"

Death by telefrag

"PLAYBACK RECORDING: '[fighter]! Scumsucking re-wound ball of puke!'"
"SENSOR READOUT: Uable to reconstruct data structure."

Death by falling damage

"SENSOR READOUT: 'Terminal velocity reached in 1.3409 sec ... '"

Death by lava

"CRITICAL WARNING: 'System meltdown imminent.'"
"Critical temperature exceeded ... systems shutting d ...."
"DANGER! DANGER! Will Robi ...."

Death by slime

"SENSOR READOUT: 'Substance analysis incompatible with known lubricants.'"
"SENSOR READOUT: 'Substance incompatible with biological components.'"
"PLAYBACK RECORDING: 'I'm melting. I'm melting. What a world. What a world.'"
"I didn't think I'd meet your family until after our first kiss." (unused; commented out)

Death by drowning

"Braaaaaaaaappppppp! Zzzzpt!"
"Undercoating failing. Terminal corrosion imminent."
"HUMOR: 'My male parent was a tank ... not a U-boat. *[laugh track]*'"
"Hull compromised. Taking on water."

Death by splash damage/cratering

"WARNING: Targetting system malfunction."

Death by gauntlet

"WARNING: 'Grenade in the hatch! Grenade in the hatch!'"
"SENSOR FAILURE: 'Target range undetermined.'"

Death by railgun

"PLAYBACK RECORDING:'You maggot-lapping piece of fly snot!'"
[random quote: death_rail1]

Death by BFG

"PLAYBACK RECORDING: 'My exit wound is bigger than you, [fighter].'"
"PLAYBACK RECORDING: 'Ow. That really hurt.'"
[random quote: death_bfg1]

Death by kamikaze

"WARNING: 'Emergency escape systems indicating failure ... all systems down.'"
"CALCULATING: 35% of body mass has reached escape velocity."
"PLAYBACK RECORDING: 'I'll be back.'"
"Enemy has resorted to weapons of desperation. Victory imminent."
"Daisy, daisy ...."
"STATUS REPORT: 'Revising threat evaluation programming.'"

Death insults

"C'mere so I can fall on you, squishy boy." (unused; commented out)
"Biological units cannot compete with Tankjr."
"You're lucky I was still hurt from yesterday's battles."
"I can be repaired. Can you, little squishy [fighter]?."
[random quote: death_insult4]
[random quote: death_insult3]

Death praise

"SENSOR READOUT: [enemy] is worthy to be assimilated."
"When I am repaired, [enemy], I will etch your name onto my hull."
[random quote: d_praise2]

Killing with railgun

"Don't die, [enemy], Tankjr must run over you a few times."
"STATUS: 'Terminal Penetration of Opponent acheived.'"

Killing with gauntlet

"Taste Strogg steel, squishy, [fighter]."
[random quote: kill_gauntlet0]

Killing with telefrag

"SENSOR EVALUATION: 'Target data stream fatally interrupted.'"
"ACQUIRING TARGET: 'Scan Failure. Cannot locate."

Killing with kamikaze

"SENSOR FEEDBACK: 'Opposing units neutralized."
"Exterminate! Exterminate!"
"Death to biological units!"
"Galactic Cyborg Domination now imminent."
"WARNING: 'Biological insurrection will not be tolerated."

Another player kills self

"Opponent [enemy] succesful in activation of self-destruct sequence."
"Opponent self-terminated."

Kill insults

"The Strogg Empire will rise again."
"Tankjr has pistons bigger than [enemy]."
"How do biological units live with the smell?"
[random quote: kill_insult0]

Kill praise

"DATA SEARCH: 'Cannot find praise string. Search aborted."
"I will keep your organs as a memento of this match, [enemy]."

Random insults

"I have been created to be your worst nightmare, [fighter]."
"Opposing life forms considered non-sentient."
"OPPONENT EVALUATION: 'Nonlethal/mostly harmless.'"
"Tankjr will enjoy ripping you into components, bio-failure."
"[Enemy], your skills suck."
"Surrender now. Cyborg steel will dominate."
"Your race has been targeted for elimination, [random enemy]."
"Our spawn will use your flesh as hosts."

Random misc

"I think I slipped a gear."
"SYSTEMS OVERHEATING: Must stop processing Angel images."
"All will be taken to the flesh vats."
"Daisy, daisy ... "
"Mother, is that you?"
[random quote: misc12]
[random quote: misc9]