Originally a slipgate explorer, the man called Ranger has faced and escaped certain death a thousand times on a thousand worlds. His experiences have left him more alien than human now.
"Special orders for [map name]: ... 'Remove all hostiles!'"
"Where have the portals taken me now?"
"Ranger reporting in. Am engaging the enemy in close combat."
"I'm surrounded by Quake minions. Laying down suppressing fire."
"Negative. Negative. I'm going in."
"Ranger to Base. [Negative], I can handle the opposition here."
"Ranger to Base. [Affirmative], We're good to go here."
"Ranger to base ... evac of [map name] commencing!"
"I'm going for reinforcements! Cover me!"
"We're pulling out ..."
"Go! Go! Go!"
"You set 'em up, I'll knock 'em down!"
"Commencing operation [operation1] [operation2]."
"Hey, [winner], you train with the SEALS?"
"A win's a win, but that was a waste of freaking time."
"This operation's outcome is not acceptable."
"All in a day's work."
"Semper fi, do or die! Semper fi, I did, you died!"
"Hey, [loser], you sissied out of boot camp, didn't you?"
"Ranger to base.[Map name] is secured. Phase two can begin. Over."
"Operation [operation1] [operation2] is complete. Mission objectives obtained."
"Failure is not a part of a Marine's vocabulary."
"Operation [operation1] [operation2] has failed to achieve its objective."
"Freaking Navy-issue equipment!"
"Ranger to base. Mission Objectives not attainable. Permission to withdraw requested."
"The Enemy has bested us."
"Here's a dime, [enemy]. Call the chaplain. You're gonna need him."
"That confirms that I have the moral high ground here."
"Combatants will respect the Geneva Conventions."
"I wasn't mad until now, [fighter]."
"You're just pissin' me off, [enemy]."
"I've cut farts that hurt more than that."
"Nice shot, private-first-class-wiseguy."
"[Enemy], I'm gonna rip your arm off and beat you to death with it."
"Not using regulation ordinance again, eh [enemy]."
"I'm gonna convene a one man court martial right now."
"I'm goin' slow, cuz I like the look on your face, [fighter]."
"Stay still, [enemy], so I can connect the dots."
"You got guts, [enemy]. I can see most of 'em now."
"Gotta correct my aim for windage."
"Not dead? Must be defective ordinance."
"Let me guess, [enemy]. That was a headshot."
"What brainy-butt occifer plotted this course?"
"I hate portals with a freakin' passion."
"Wasn't I issued a parachute?"
"I failed FLYING 101 in Basic."
"It's just form-fitting armor. Wait till it cools."
"They taught me to keep my head down."
"Stop, drop, and roll!"
"Nope. Still hate this stuff."
"MRE production plant. Freakin' great.""I hope I can get a shot to clear this up.""Ranger to Base: Toxic Spill complicating operation [operation1] [operation2]."
Death by drowning"Dropped the chute on the LV a bit early, didn't we?""Join the Navy, they said. See the world, they said ... "
Death by splash damage/cratering"In a blaze of glory! Oh, hell, at least it's a blaze.""Now that I've demonstrated how NOT to do it ..."
Death by gauntlet"I knew you were there, [enemy]. I was just testing you."
Death by railgun"Whatever happened to waiting till you see the whites of their eyes?""I hate taking the point."
Death by BFG"MEDIC!""Incoming! Lots of incoming!"
Death by kamikaze"The medic's got medications that can help you cope with that, [enemy].""Ranger to Base, enemy has deployed tactical nukes. Advise.""Ranger to Base. Operation [operation1] [operation2] at risk. Advise.""All that training just to qualify as hazardous waste.""[Enemy], I'm gonna make you eat the next one of those, [enemy]."
Death insults"Best trophy you'll ever get, scumbag.""So your momma's apron proved to be good armor. Big deal.""Ranger to Base, we're under heavy fire here."
Death praise"Okay, [enemy], I'd salute you ... if I could find my head!""I'd give you my boots, but I don't think you could fill 'em!""I can respect a shot like that, [enemy].""Pin me up and call me a target. An outstanding shot, [enemy]."
Killing with railgun"SBD, Silent But Deadly... and I ain't talking spicy food.""I just don't get to use these railgun's often enough."
Killing with gauntlet"'Mr. Glove' just wanted to be friendly, [enemy].""See, U sed to have this axe....""See how close I can get, [enemy]? I can whisper in your ear."
Killing with telefrag"Call me Ranger, human hand-grenade."
Killing with kamikaze"Quakin'!!!""Blast. I think I missed one of ya.""Airstrike!""Not this time sucker!""This is too much like fun. I gotta get out of the house more.""Hey [enemy]! Anybody tell you that you got a purty spleen?"
Another player kills self"Way to go, kamikaze. Next time rent a plane.""That's the coward's way out, [enemy].""Trying to go negative on me, eh, [enemy]?"
Kill insults"There's a letter your Mommy don't want to see, [enemy]!""I'd take your dog-tags, [enemy], but there's no market for baby bracelets.""You quit in the third minute of basic training, right [enemy]?""Ranger to Base, the enemy is taking heavy losses."
Kill praise"You practiced with paint-balls, didn't you, [enemy]?""Well done, [enemy], we'll put a flag on your box.""You almost got it right, maggot."
Random insults"You got 'retreat' down to a science, don't you, [enemy]?""Hey, [enemy], get that butt down. Oh, that's your head.""If I gave myself a sucking chest wound, you'd still lose, [random enemy].""Surrender and it will go easier for you."
Random misc"Hey, [enemy], is my gig-line straight?""From the Halls of Montezuma ... hmm hmm hmm ... hey, anyone know the rest of it?""Operation [operation1] [operation2] is runnin' smooth as silk.""Surrender is not an option."