Ranger - bio
1.96 m
104 kg

Originally a slipgate explorer, the man called Ranger has faced and escaped certain death a thousand times on a thousand worlds. His experiences have left him more alien than human now.

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Entering a gameExiting a gameLevel startLevel endLevel end: victoryLevel end: defeatHit when talkingHit by an attack (no death)Hitting an opponent (no kill)Death by telefragDeath by falling damageDeath by lavaDeath by slimeDeath by drowningDeath by splash damage/crateringDeath by gauntletDeath by railgunDeath by BFGDeath by kamikazeDeath insultsDeath praiseKilling with railgunKilling with gauntletKilling with telefragKilling with kamikazeAnother player kills selfKill insultsKill praiseRandom insultsRandom misc

Entering a game

[random quote: hello7]
"Special orders for [map name]: ... 'Remove all hostiles!'"
"Where have the portals taken me now?"
"Ranger reporting in. Am engaging the enemy in close combat."
"I'm surrounded by Quake minions. Laying down suppressing fire."
"Negative. Negative. I'm going in."
"Ranger to Base. [Negative], I can handle the opposition here."
"Ranger to Base. [Affirmative], We're good to go here."
[random quote: hello5]

Exiting a game

[random quote: goodbye5]
"Ranger to base ... evac of [map name] commencing!"
"I'm going for reinforcements! Cover me!"
"We're pulling out ..."

Level start

"Go! Go! Go!"
"You set 'em up, I'll knock 'em down!"
"Commencing operation [operation1] [operation2]."
[random quote: level_start0]

Level end

"Hey, [winner], you train with the SEALS?"
[random quote: level_end1]
"A win's a win, but that was a waste of freaking time."
"This operation's outcome is not acceptable."

Level end: victory

"All in a day's work."
"Semper fi, do or die! Semper fi, I did, you died!"
[random quote: level_end_victory1]
"Hey, [loser], you sissied out of boot camp, didn't you?"
"Ranger to base.[Map name] is secured. Phase two can begin. Over."
"Operation [operation1] [operation2] is complete. Mission objectives obtained."

Level end: defeat

"Failure is not a part of a Marine's vocabulary."
"Operation [operation1] [operation2] has failed to achieve its objective."
"Freaking Navy-issue equipment!"
"Ranger to base. Mission Objectives not attainable. Permission to withdraw requested."
"The Enemy has bested us."
[random quote: level_end_lose2]

Hit when talking

"Here's a dime, [enemy]. Call the chaplain. You're gonna need him."
"That confirms that I have the moral high ground here."
"Combatants will respect the Geneva Conventions."
"I wasn't mad until now, [fighter]."

Hit by an attack (no death)

"You're just pissin' me off, [enemy]."
"I've cut farts that hurt more than that."
"Nice shot, private-first-class-wiseguy."
"[Enemy], I'm gonna rip your arm off and beat you to death with it."
"Not using regulation ordinance again, eh [enemy]."
"I'm gonna convene a one man court martial right now."

Hitting an opponent (no kill)

"I'm goin' slow, cuz I like the look on your face, [fighter]."
"Stay still, [enemy], so I can connect the dots."
"You got guts, [enemy]. I can see most of 'em now."
"Gotta correct my aim for windage."
"Not dead? Must be defective ordinance."
"Let me guess, [enemy]. That was a headshot."

Death by telefrag

"What brainy-butt occifer plotted this course?"
"I hate portals with a freakin' passion."

Death by falling damage

"Wasn't I issued a parachute?"
"I failed FLYING 101 in Basic."
[random quote: death_falling]

Death by lava

"It's just form-fitting armor. Wait till it cools."
"They taught me to keep my head down."
"Stop, drop, and roll!"
"Nope. Still hate this stuff."

Death by slime

"MRE production plant. Freakin' great."
"I hope I can get a shot to clear this up."
"Ranger to Base: Toxic Spill complicating operation [operation1] [operation2]."

Death by drowning

"Dropped the chute on the LV a bit early, didn't we?"
"Join the Navy, they said. See the world, they said ... "
[random quote: death_drown1]

Death by splash damage/cratering

"In a blaze of glory! Oh, hell, at least it's a blaze."
"Now that I've demonstrated how NOT to do it ..."
[random quote: death_suicide3]
[random quote: death_suicide6]

Death by gauntlet

"I knew you were there, [enemy]. I was just testing you."
[random quote: death_gauntlet1]

Death by railgun

"Whatever happened to waiting till you see the whites of their eyes?"
[random quote: death_rail2]
"I hate taking the point."

Death by BFG

"Incoming! Lots of incoming!"
[random quote: death_bfg0]

Death by kamikaze

"The medic's got medications that can help you cope with that, [enemy]."
"Ranger to Base, enemy has deployed tactical nukes. Advise."
"Ranger to Base. Operation [operation1] [operation2] at risk. Advise."
"All that training just to qualify as hazardous waste."
"[Enemy], I'm gonna make you eat the next one of those, [enemy]."

Death insults

"Best trophy you'll ever get, scumbag."
"So your momma's apron proved to be good armor. Big deal."
"Ranger to Base, we're under heavy fire here."
[random quote: death_insult5]

Death praise

"Okay, [enemy], I'd salute you ... if I could find my head!"
"I'd give you my boots, but I don't think you could fill 'em!"
"I can respect a shot like that, [enemy]."
"Pin me up and call me a target. An outstanding shot, [enemy]."
[random quote: d_praise6]

Killing with railgun

"SBD, Silent But Deadly... and I ain't talking spicy food."
"I just don't get to use these railgun's often enough."
[random quote: kill_rail1]

Killing with gauntlet

"'Mr. Glove' just wanted to be friendly, [enemy]."
"See, U sed to have this axe...."
"See how close I can get, [enemy]? I can whisper in your ear."
[random quote: kill_gauntlet2]

Killing with telefrag

"Call me Ranger, human hand-grenade."
[random quote: telefragged5]

Killing with kamikaze

"Blast. I think I missed one of ya."
"Not this time sucker!"
"This is too much like fun. I gotta get out of the house more."
"Hey [enemy]! Anybody tell you that you got a purty spleen?"

Another player kills self

"Way to go, kamikaze. Next time rent a plane."
"That's the coward's way out, [enemy]."
"Trying to go negative on me, eh, [enemy]?"

Kill insults

"There's a letter your Mommy don't want to see, [enemy]!"
"I'd take your dog-tags, [enemy], but there's no market for baby bracelets."
[random quote: kill_insult2]
[random quote: kill_insult25]
"You quit in the third minute of basic training, right [enemy]?"
"Ranger to Base, the enemy is taking heavy losses."

Kill praise

"You practiced with paint-balls, didn't you, [enemy]?"
"Well done, [enemy], we'll put a flag on your box."
"You almost got it right, maggot."
[random quote: praise2]

Random insults

"You got 'retreat' down to a science, don't you, [enemy]?"
"Hey, [enemy], get that butt down. Oh, that's your head."
"If I gave myself a sucking chest wound, you'd still lose, [random enemy]."
"Surrender and it will go easier for you."

Random misc

"Hey, [enemy], is my gig-line straight?"
"From the Halls of Montezuma ... hmm hmm hmm ... hey, anyone know the rest of it?"
"Operation [operation1] [operation2] is runnin' smooth as silk."
"Surrender is not an option."
[random one-liner]
[random quote: guytalk]