Patriot

Entering a game

"Let the feast begin."

"Good evening....hey, I had to say it."

"Once more to suffer under Tyranny."

[random quote: hello6]

[random quote: hello8]

Exiting a game

"Another time, perhaps, [fighter]. I've been around for years."

"When one is immortal, one can afford to bide one's time."

[random quote: goodbye5]

Level start

"Look how they line up like lambs to the slaughter."

"An abundance of life energy in here. I will enjoy ", 4, "."

[random quote: level_start0]

Level end

"'Tis the story of my life; neither first nor last, alive nor dead."

"That was just for fun. What do you say we up the ante?"

"Now I know to focus my attention on [winner] and not [loser]."

[random quote: level_end2]

Level end: victory

"Like any great actor, I shall perform encore after encore."

"I should have told you this before, [loser]...you can't kill me."

[random quote: level_end_victory2]

Level end: defeat

"I beg thee, end my suffering."

"I do not know which is worse, eternal damnation or losing to [winner]."

[random quote: level_end_lose2]

Hit when talking

"I shall feast upon your lifeforce, [enemy], for all eternity."

"Ah, my confused friend. The true pleasure comes from winning fairly."

"Marquess of Queensbury, I say!"

Hit by an attack (no death)

"[Enemy], Tsk, tsk, tsk. You will have to do much better than that."

"I can smell your fear, [enemy]. See how it affects your aim."

"Ask yourself one question, [random enemy]. Can the dead be slain?"

Hitting an opponent (no kill)

"Now you will be easier to track, [enemy]."

"The smell of your blood inspires me, [enemy]."

"I do not wish it to be messy, [enemy]. Stand still, if you please."

Death by telefrag

"A banquet of blood, a meal made of my heart."

"That mist trick never works when I need it."

[random quote: death_telefragged3]

Death by falling damage

"Once upon a time I could fly."

"At least I didn't land on a stake."

Death by lava

"So I was born in hell and to hell I return. I bid you adieu."

[random quote: death_lava1]

Death by slime

"You can never find a good chamber maid when you need one."

"Stay out of this my good foes, it leaves nothing to feed upon."

[random quote: death_slime0]

Death by drowning

"At last, one of the few elements that can truly end my pain."

"Death take me. I embrace thee as my lover."

[random quote: death_drown1]

Death by splash damage/cratering

"If you cannot end my eternal damnation then I will do it myself."

"No death is truly final."

[random quote: death_suicide2]

Death by gauntlet

"Do not mock me. I have no patience for fools."

[random quote: death_gauntlet1]

Death by railgun

"I don't think that will heal right."

"Silver bullet, right?"

"[Curse] [enemy] for the foul rail [animal] that you are."

[random quote: death_rail1]

Death by BFG

"At last the gates of hell are opened and I can rest."

"My friend, you have no idea how much this hurts."

"I did not think that final rest would be so ... green."

[random quote: death_bfg1]

Death insults

"I cannot believe that a living mortal has vanquished me."

"Providence must be smiling on you, [enemy]."

"The living have always been slow to learn."

[random quote: death_insult5]

Death praise

"I thank thee, [enemy], for releasing me from my torment, if only for a moment."

"You did well, [enemy]. I would have offered you eternal life, alas!"

"Luckily for us, [enemy], the colonies did not face an opponent of your skill."

[random quote: d_praise1]

[random quote: d_praise5]

Killing with railgun

"Funny how death can come with just a whisper."

"I like it close enough to smell the blood ... but I take what I can get."

"Quite an improvement over black powder and lead shot."

[random quote: kill_rail2]

Killing with gauntlet

"I prefer to look into the eyes of my prey when I feed."

"Let me guess, you thought you had to invite me in."

"Direct contact is the surest way to transfer life force."

[random quote: kill_gauntlet0]

Killing with telefrag

[random quote: telefragged0]

"Step aside, [enemy]. Demigod coming through."

"I can be everywhere, and yet be nowhere."

Another player kills self

"I must be quick before the meal grows cold."

"You must be dead to be like me, yes, but not like that!"

Kill insults

"Pffaaaah. You call that life energy? Foulness runs in your veins."

"Maybe I will make you my lackey. Maybe not."

"Sic Semper Tyrannis!"

[random quote: kill_insult15]

Kill praise

"Do not be ashamed, I have seen empires rise and fall."

"It will comfort you to know that I have not had this much fun in ages."

"I can see that you fight for what you believe in."

"[random quote: praise4]"

Random insults

"**Sniff** ... **sniff**. Did you soil yourself, [random enemy]?"

"Mother admonished me not to play with my food, but it's so much fun."

"Patriotrism is indeed the last resort of a scoundrel."

"[random quote: kill_insult19]"

Random misc

"Eternal unlife sucks."

"I fought and died to make men free ... many times."

"Do you come here often?"

"To fight and die for what one believes, that is a worthy life."

"Give me Liberty or give me... oh, I think [enemy] looks tasty."

"General Washington gave me this scarf."

"You remind me of that Benedict Arnold character, [enemy]."

"If need be, I can survive on the life energy of the occasional [animal]."

"Why yes, Ben Franklin did program me."

"Xaero reminds me of the Vampire who made me this way."

[random quote: misc13]

[random one-liner]