Major - bio
1.93 m
68 kg

A veteran of the Stroggos campaign, Major Wayland is haunted by the memories of her fallen troops and the parasites that killed them. It may be that she believes she's still fighting that long-concluded war.

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Entering a gameExiting a gameLevel startLevel endLevel end: victoryLevel end: defeatHit when talkingHit by an attack (no death)Hitting an opponent (no kill)Death by telefragDeath by falling damageDeath by lavaDeath by slimeDeath by drowningDeath by splash damage/crateringDeath by gauntletDeath by railgunDeath by BFGDeath by kamikazeDeath insultsDeath praiseKilling with railgunKilling with gauntletKilling with telefragKilling with kamikazeAnother player kills selfKill insultsKill praiseRandom insultsRandom misc

Entering a game

[random quote: hello]
[random quote: hello4]
"I hope you're ready to lose today [random enemy]."
"You do know that I'm a VERY poor loser."
"Did you miss me, [random enemy]?"
"If you quit now, [random enemy], it will save a lot of bother."

Exiting a game

"Just look at the time. I'm late already."
"Next time, don't bring the geeks ... they make the place look all trashy."

Level start

[random quote: level_start1]
"I know this place. You are so seriously dead now, [fighter]."
"I'm good to go. Let's do it."

Level end

[random quote: level_end2]
"So, I went easy on you this time. No biggie."
"It won't go the same way next time. Count on that."

Level end: victory

"Uh-huh. A girl could really get used to this."
"Someone had to win. Today, I'm most definitely someone."
"Awwwww. Did mean ol' me pop a hole in someone's pretty little ego?"
[random quote: level_end_victory0]
[random quote: level_end_victory2]

Level end: defeat

"I can't believe I let you do that."
"Do you guys play harder when you think a girl might beat you."
"If this were just a game, I wouldn't be so pissed right now."
[random quote: level_end_lose1]

Hit when talking

"Have you no honor, [enemy]?"
"Just because you can shoot me while I'm talking doesn't make it right, [enemy]."
"Two can play that game, [enemy]."

Hit by an attack (no death)

"You should have taken me out when you had the chance, [enemy]."
"You know the rules, [enemy]. Anything less than a frag doesn't count."
"Only a flesh wound. I'll live. But YOU won't, [enemy]."
"Don't blame the gun, [enemy]. That was YOUR fault."

Hitting an opponent (no kill)

"Shoot! Something jiggled my arm!"
"I hate wasting ammo like that."
"You could have done me the courtesy of dying, [enemy]."

Death by telefrag

[random quote: death_telefragged1]
[random quote: death_telefragged3]
"Thanks for ruining my day, [enemy]."

Death by falling damage

[no response]

Death by lava

"What is it with all this lava?"
"Figures. I missed the lava dancing class."
[random quote: death_lava1]

Death by slime

"So, which one of you slugs left this slime trail?"
"Well, [enemy]. I can see you left your slime trail here."
[random quote: death_slime0]

Death by drowning

"Hey, at least I didn't get sand in my swimsuit. I hate that."
"Forgot to pack my floaties."
"*[sigh]* I miss my rebreather."
[random quote: death_drown0]

Death by splash damage/cratering

"Well that was friggin' spectacular. Guess I win the prize."
"Oh ha ha. What am I ... comic relief?"
[random quote: death_suicide1]

Death by gauntlet

"[Enemy], I suppose your mommy never said it was wrong to hit girls?"
"I just love it when you do that [enemy]. I dare you to try it again."
[random quote: death_gauntlet2]

Death by railgun

"Well, so much for having a quiet day at home."
"Camping AGAIN [enemy]? Didn't your therapist tell you to stop?"
[random quote: death_rail1]

Death by BFG

"You're developing a really sick relationship with that thing, [enemy]."
"C'mon [enemy]. Don't you feel cheap and trashy when you do that?"
[random quote: death_bfg0]

Death by kamikaze

"Soldier, the penalties for war crimes like that are severely permanent."
"Who gave this [fighter] access to classified ordinance?"
"BFG just doesn't do it for you anymore, eh, [enemy]?"
"And as usual, [enemy] lets loose way too soon."
"Drat! I just had that uniform cleaned."

Death insults

"Let's see, [enemy]; was that skill or just luck? I'm guessing ... luck."
"Did that make you feel like a big Warrior [enemy]."
"Mmmmmmm. Was it good for you too, [enemy]?"
"That's right [enemy], pick on the girl."
[random quote: death_insult4]

Death praise

[random quote: d_praise2]
[random quote: praise3]
"That was definitely ... um ... pretty good, [enemy]. Ok?"
"I've seen better [enemy], but not many."

Killing with railgun

"Pow!! Right in the kisser."
"Quick. Clean. Efficient."
"Point and squirt. There's something very primal about that."
"Hurry back, [enemy]. I can use the points."
[random quote: kill_rail1]

Killing with gauntlet

"That left me breathless."
"Whoooooaaa. That felt great [enemy]. Mind if I do it again?"
"Drat, I broke a nail. Heh. Looks like a fair trade."
[random quote: kill_gauntlet0]
[random quote: kill_gauntlet1]
[random quote: kill_gauntlet2]

Killing with telefrag

"A frag's a frag, [enemy], but I feel so ... cheap."
"Heh. I think you look better this way [enemy]."
[random quote: telefragged3]

Killing with kamikaze

"I'll bet that took the crease out of your trousers, [enemy]."
"Mother of Mercy!"
"A soldier does what she must."
"Messy and loud, but otherwise effective."
"Love me, love my bomb."

Another player kills self

"Ugh. That's no way for a warrior to die, [enemy]."
"Oh, I get it now, [enemy]. You're trying to make it more challenging for yourself."
"[Enemy], my mother always said, 'Stupid is as stupid does.' Whatever that means."
"Victors don't let anyone kill them... including themselves."

Kill insults

"Oh. Did I ruin your day, [enemy]?"
"I came here expecting a challenge."
"C'mon, [enemy]. Try harder. I'm not breaking a sweat here yet."
[random quote: kill_insult6]
[random quote: kill_insult15]
[random quote: kill_insult33]

Kill praise

[random quote: praise2]
[random quote: d_praise4]
"You made that really hard, [enemy]. I like a challenge."
"That was so sweet of you, [enemy], giving me a clear shot like that."
"Your gore color coordinates so nicely with this arena, [enemy]."

Random insults

[random quote: taunt_fem]
[random quote: taunt_fem7]
[random quote: taunt9]
[random quote: death_insult5]
"You know, [random enemy], I've decided I like you better when you're dead."
"By the way, [random enemy], I've decided I like you better when you're dead."
"Oh, was that your ego I deflated back there [random enemy]?, "
"You know, [enemy], bathing regularly isn't considered a crime."

Random misc

[random quote: taunt_fem6]
[random quote: misc3]
[random quote: misc5]
"What am I doing here? I promised myself no more hanging with losers."
"What? Are you trying to come on to me, [random enemy]?"
"What was that you said about my mother, [enemy]."
"Can we speed this up? I'm falling asleep out here."