A veteran of the Stroggos campaign, Major Wayland is haunted by the memories of her fallen troops and the parasites that killed them. It may be that she believes she's still fighting that long-concluded war.
Crisp, authoritative and professional. She is a near-humorless, no-nonsense military officer. Wearing battle scars that ravage her face like the medals of conflict she once coveted, she adamantly refuses any and all implants. Although fully human, she hides her emotions better than many machines.
"I hope you're ready to lose today [random enemy]."
"You do know that I'm a VERY poor loser."
"Did you miss me, [random enemy]?"
"If you quit now, [random enemy], it will save a lot of bother."
"Just look at the time. I'm late already."
"Next time, don't bring the geeks ... they make the place look all trashy."
"I know this place. You are so seriously dead now, [fighter]."
"I'm good to go. Let's do it."
"So, I went easy on you this time. No biggie."
"It won't go the same way next time. Count on that."
"Uh-huh. A girl could really get used to this."
"Someone had to win. Today, I'm most definitely someone."
"Awwwww. Did mean ol' me pop a hole in someone's pretty little ego?"
"I can't believe I let you do that."
"Do you guys play harder when you think a girl might beat you."
"If this were just a game, I wouldn't be so pissed right now."
"Have you no honor, [enemy]?"
"Just because you can shoot me while I'm talking doesn't make it right, [enemy]."
"Two can play that game, [enemy]."
"You should have taken me out when you had the chance, [enemy]."
"You know the rules, [enemy]. Anything less than a frag doesn't count."
"Only a flesh wound. I'll live. But YOU won't, [enemy]."
"Don't blame the gun, [enemy]. That was YOUR fault."
"Shoot! Something jiggled my arm!"
"I hate wasting ammo like that."
"You could have done me the courtesy of dying, [enemy]."
"Thanks for ruining my day, [enemy]."
"What is it with all this lava?"
"Figures. I missed the lava dancing class."
"So, which one of you slugs left this slime trail?"
"Well, [enemy]. I can see you left your slime trail here."
"Hey, at least I didn't get sand in my swimsuit. I hate that."
"Forgot to pack my floaties."
"*[sigh]* I miss my rebreather."
"Well that was friggin' spectacular. Guess I win the prize."
"Oh ha ha. What am I ... comic relief?"
"[Enemy], I suppose your mommy never said it was wrong to hit girls?"
"I just love it when you do that [enemy]. I dare you to try it again."
"Well, so much for having a quiet day at home."
"Camping AGAIN [enemy]? Didn't your therapist tell you to stop?"
"You're developing a really sick relationship with that thing, [enemy]."
"C'mon [enemy]. Don't you feel cheap and trashy when you do that?"
"Let's see, [enemy]was that skill or just luck? I'm guessing ... luck."
"Did that make you feel like a big Warrior [enemy]."
"Mmmmmmm. Was it good for you too, [enemy]?"
"That's right [enemy], pick on the girl."
"That was definitely ... um ... pretty good, [enemy]. Ok?"
"I've seen better [enemy], but not many."
"Pow!! Right in the kisser."
"Quick. Clean. Efficient."
"Point and squirt. There's something very primal about that."
"Hurry back, [enemy]. I can use the points."
"That left me breathless."
"Whoooooaaa. That felt great [enemy]. Mind if I do it again?"
"Drat, I broke a nail. Heh. Looks like a fair trade."
"A frag's a frag, [enemy], but I feel so ... cheap."
"Heh. I think you look better this way [enemy]."
"Ugh. That's no way for a warrior to die, [enemy]."
"Oh, I get it now, [enemy]. You're trying to make it more challenging for yourself."
"[Enemy], my mother always said, 'Stupid is as stupid does.' Whatever that means."
"Victors don't let anyone kill them... including themselves."
"Oh. Did I ruin your day, [enemy]?"
"I came here expecting a challenge."
"C'mon, [enemy]. Try harder. I'm not breaking a sweat here yet."
"You made that really hard, [enemy]. I like a challenge."
"That was so sweet of you, [enemy], giving me a clear shot like that."
"Your gore color coordinates so nicely with this arena, [enemy]."
"You know, [random enemy], I've decided I like you better when you're dead."
"By the way, [random enemy], I've decided I like you better when you're dead."
"Oh, was that your ego I deflated back there [random enemy]?, "
"You know, [enemy], bathing regularly isn't considered a crime."
"What am I doing here? I promised myself no more hanging with losers."
"What? Are you trying to come on to me, [random enemy]?"
"What was that you said about my mother, [enemy]."
"Can we speed this up? I'm falling asleep out here."