Major

Entering a game

[random quote: hello]

[random quote: hello4]

"I hope you're ready to lose today [random enemy]."

"You do know that I'm a VERY poor loser."

"Did you miss me, [random enemy]?"

"If you quit now, [random enemy], it will save a lot of bother."

Exiting a game

"Just look at the time. I'm late already."

"Next time, don't bring the geeks ... they make the place look all trashy."

Level start

[random quote: level_start1]

"I know this place. You are so seriously dead now, [fighter]."

"I'm good to go. Let's do it."

Level end

[random quote: level_end2]

"So, I went easy on you this time. No biggie."

"It won't go the same way next time. Count on that."

Level end: victory

"Uh-huh. A girl could really get used to this."

"Someone had to win. Today, I'm most definitely someone."

"Awwwww. Did mean ol' me pop a hole in someone's pretty little ego?"

[random quote: level_end_victory0]

[random quote: level_end_victory2]

Level end: defeat

"I can't believe I let you do that."

"Do you guys play harder when you think a girl might beat you."

"If this were just a game, I wouldn't be so pissed right now."

[random quote: level_end_lose1]

Hit when talking

"Have you no honor, [enemy]?"

"Just because you can shoot me while I'm talking doesn't make it right, [enemy]."

"Two can play that game, [enemy]."

Hit by an attack (no death)

"You should have taken me out when you had the chance, [enemy]."

"You know the rules, [enemy]. Anything less than a frag doesn't count."

"Only a flesh wound. I'll live. But YOU won't, [enemy]."

"Don't blame the gun, [enemy]. That was YOUR fault."

Hitting an opponent (no kill)

"Shoot! Something jiggled my arm!"

"I hate wasting ammo like that."

"You could have done me the courtesy of dying, [enemy]."

Death by telefrag

[random quote: death_telefragged1]

[random quote: death_telefragged3]

"Thanks for ruining my day, [enemy]."

Death by falling damage

[no response]

Death by lava

"What is it with all this lava?"

"Figures. I missed the lava dancing class."

[random quote: death_lava1]

Death by slime

"So, which one of you slugs left this slime trail?"

"Well, [enemy]. I can see you left your slime trail here."

[random quote: death_slime0]

Death by drowning

"Hey, at least I didn't get sand in my swimsuit. I hate that."

"Forgot to pack my floaties."

"*[sigh]* I miss my rebreather."

[random quote: death_drown0]

Death by splash damage/cratering

"Well that was friggin' spectacular. Guess I win the prize."

"Oh ha ha. What am I ... comic relief?"

[random quote: death_suicide1]

Death by gauntlet

"[Enemy], I suppose your mommy never said it was wrong to hit girls?"

"I just love it when you do that [enemy]. I dare you to try it again."

[random quote: death_gauntlet2]

Death by railgun

"Well, so much for having a quiet day at home."

"Camping AGAIN [enemy]? Didn't your therapist tell you to stop?"

[random quote: death_rail1]

Death by BFG

"You're developing a really sick relationship with that thing, [enemy]."

"C'mon [enemy]. Don't you feel cheap and trashy when you do that?"

[random quote: death_bfg0]

Death by kamikaze

"Soldier, the penalties for war crimes like that are severely permanent."

"Who gave this [fighter] access to classified ordinance?"

"BFG just doesn't do it for you anymore, eh, [enemy]?"

"And as usual, [enemy] lets loose way too soon."

"Drat! I just had that uniform cleaned."

Death insults

"Let's see, [enemy]; was that skill or just luck? I'm guessing ... luck."

"Did that make you feel like a big Warrior [enemy]."

"Mmmmmmm. Was it good for you too, [enemy]?"

"That's right [enemy], pick on the girl."

[random quote: death_insult4]

Death praise

[random quote: d_praise2]

[random quote: praise3]

"That was definitely ... um ... pretty good, [enemy]. Ok?"

"I've seen better [enemy], but not many."

Killing with railgun

"Pow!! Right in the kisser."

"Quick. Clean. Efficient."

"Point and squirt. There's something very primal about that."

"Hurry back, [enemy]. I can use the points."

[random quote: kill_rail1]

Killing with gauntlet

"That left me breathless."

"Whoooooaaa. That felt great [enemy]. Mind if I do it again?"

"Drat, I broke a nail. Heh. Looks like a fair trade."

[random quote: kill_gauntlet0]

[random quote: kill_gauntlet1]

[random quote: kill_gauntlet2]

Killing with telefrag

"A frag's a frag, [enemy], but I feel so ... cheap."

"Heh. I think you look better this way [enemy]."

[random quote: telefragged3]

Killing with kamikaze

"I'll bet that took the crease out of your trousers, [enemy]."

"Mother of Mercy!"

"A soldier does what she must."

"Messy and loud, but otherwise effective."

"Love me, love my bomb."

Another player kills self

"Ugh. That's no way for a warrior to die, [enemy]."

"Oh, I get it now, [enemy]. You're trying to make it more challenging for yourself."

"[Enemy], my mother always said, 'Stupid is as stupid does.' Whatever that means."

"Victors don't let anyone kill them... including themselves."

Kill insults

"Oh. Did I ruin your day, [enemy]?"

"I came here expecting a challenge."

"C'mon, [enemy]. Try harder. I'm not breaking a sweat here yet."

[random quote: kill_insult6]

[random quote: kill_insult15]

[random quote: kill_insult33]

Kill praise

[random quote: praise2]

[random quote: d_praise4]

"You made that really hard, [enemy]. I like a challenge."

"That was so sweet of you, [enemy], giving me a clear shot like that."

"Your gore color coordinates so nicely with this arena, [enemy]."

Random insults

[random quote: taunt_fem]

[random quote: taunt_fem7]

[random quote: taunt9]

[random quote: death_insult5]

"You know, [random enemy], I've decided I like you better when you're dead."

"By the way, [random enemy], I've decided I like you better when you're dead."

"Oh, was that your ego I deflated back there [random enemy]?, "

"You know, [enemy], bathing regularly isn't considered a crime."

Random misc

[random quote: taunt_fem6]

[random quote: misc3]

[random quote: misc5]

"What am I doing here? I promised myself no more hanging with losers."

"What? Are you trying to come on to me, [random enemy]?"

"What was that you said about my mother, [enemy]."

"Can we speed this up? I'm falling asleep out here."