Hossman - bio
1.78 m
136 kg

Easily mistaken for a big, clumsy oaf, Hossman is a deadly opponent whose agility is a match for his fearsome strength.

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Entering a gameExiting a gameLevel startLevel endLevel end: victoryLevel end: defeatHit when talkingHit by an attack (no death)Hitting an opponent (no kill)Death by telefragDeath by falling damageDeath by lavaDeath by slimeDeath by drowningDeath by splash damage/crateringDeath by gauntletDeath by railgunDeath by BFGDeath by kamikazeDeath insultsDeath praiseKilling with railgunKilling with gauntletKilling with telefragKilling with kamikazeAnother player kills selfKill insultsKill praiseRandom insultsRandom misc

Entering a game

"The [map name],? This place ain't in my contract."
"Not [random enemy] again! If the $$$ is right you may not lose... this time."
[random quote: hello3]

Exiting a game

"Farewell, [fighter]s. I got a better paying gig elsewhere."
"I guess you can breathe a little easier now that I'm outta here."
[random quote: goodbye1]

Level start

"I have a simple game plan. I shoot you. You die. I win. You rot."
"To be perfectly honest I could care less who dies, long as I walk out of here."
[random quote: level_start0]

Level end

"If you want to do my job for me, [winner], that's fine by me."
"I'm using your bones to uphold my reputation."
[random quote: level_end2]

Level end: victory

"A cool steady hand. The calling card of a professional."
"Well, we've established that [loser] isn't worth much."
"This is a sucker's job. These [fighter]s are all easy marks."
[random quote: level_end_victory3]

Level end: defeat

"You won't get away with this, [winner]. I don't leave witnesses."
"I think my new assignment is redecorating [winner]'s face."
"Ok, I'm cool. Just need to frag [winner] more often next time."
[random quote: level_end_lose0]

Hit when talking

"[Enemy], do I scare you that much?"
"You're going to eat that chat bubble, [enemy]!"
"I was on the phone!"

Hit by an attack (no death)

"You want to fight me? Me? You better get some help, [enemy]."
"Hey [enemy]! Good idea! Get me mad and you die first."
"Well [enemy] you're at the top of my hit list ... with a bullet."
"You wanna peice of me? Yer gonna need a bigger spoon!"
[random quote: praise]
[random quote: misc13]

Hitting an opponent (no kill)

"Get back here, [enemy], and I'll finish what I started."
"That should've killed you! Must be a wind change or somethin'."
[random quote: taunt5]
[random quote: taunt1]

Death by telefrag

"Is this some new form of separation anxiety?"
"Makes me remember why I gave up drinking."
"Ugh. Feels like I slugged down about [number] shots of m0nkey killer."
[random quote: death_telefragged1]

Death by falling damage

"It's the chance you take when you perform without a net."
"My new technique: a fly-by shooting. Needs a little work."

Death by lava

"Heh, I like my coffee hotter than this."
"Heh, I like my [food] hotter than this."
"I guess it's better to burn out than fade away."
"Hot? You call that hot?"
[random quote: death_lava1]

Death by slime

"Is this that new special sauce?"
"Here I go, hittin' the sauce again."
"Just great ... death in a slime mold."
"And to think, I used to like lime gelatin."
"Ugh. Like swillin' radioactive [liquid]."
[random quote: death_slime0]

Death by drowning

"Yeah sure, never a lifeguard on duty when you need one."
"Next time, I need to wait an hour after I eat that much [food]."
"No fence. I oughta sue."
[random quote: death_drown1]

Death by splash damage/cratering

"Now that's the way to dust someone!"
"Clumsy of you."
"Mental note, can't collect price on own head..."
[random quote: death_suicide1]

Death by gauntlet

"Nice punch, It's refreshing to have a real competitor."
[random quote: death_gauntlet1]

Death by railgun

"Sneaky! You should talk to me about a job, [enemy]!"
"Heh. Caught that one with my teeth."
[random quote: death_rail2]

Death by BFG

"My mother fragged me once. Once."
"Messy ... it's just not like the old days."
[random quote: death_insult3]

Death by kamikaze

"They don't pay me enough to put up with this kinda junk."
"I am at a lost for words."
"I guess you gotta use weapons that match your skill level, [enemy]."
"No-skill, kamikaze-lovin' twerp."
"I bet you post anonymously on message boards too, [enemy]."
[random quote: death_kamikaze3]

Death insults

"Give a kid a weapon and he thinks he's a soldier."
"[Enemy] is still shaking. First kill for you kid?"
"Ok, [enemy], you I kill for free."
"Two-bit Punk!"
"You better have eyes in the back of your head, [enemy]."
"You're dog food now, [enemy]."
"Well I imagine someone's got to win the lottery."
"I look better dying than you do shooting, [enemy]."
[random quote: death_insult4]
[random quote: death_insult1]"
Death praise
"Hate to admit it, [enemy], but from one pro to another, good shot!"
"Looks like you got a little talent there kid. Use it."
"Okay, you win this one, [enemy]. Don't get cocky."
"Not bad for an amateur."
"And a round of applause goes to [enemy], for a fine performance."
"I've seen a lot worse from a lot better. Good shot, [enemy]."
[random quote: d_praise5]
[random quote: d_praise2]

Killing with railgun

"[Enemy], don't take it personally, but yer makin' my job too easy."
"Perfect ... one slug, one kill."
[random quote: kill_rail2]

Killing with gauntlet

"Great, now my hand is stuck in your skull!"
[random quote: kill_gauntlet2]

Killing with telefrag

"Geez, [enemy], you make one ugly cup of stew."
"Spontaneous Frag-bustion!"
"Cleaned and gutted. I'm too good!"
[random quote: telefragged0]

Killing with kamikaze

"Cheap or not, points are points!"
"I'm selling death and destruction at wholesale prices!"
"I told you to keep away from me, [enemy]. But you wouldn't listen."
"I bet they could feel that one all the way to [place]!"
[random quote: kill_kamikaze1]

Another player kills self

"Quick, frag [enemy] before the stupid [fighter] suicides again."
"Wow, I guess my reputation precedes me."

Kill insults

"You know, [enemy], I really just did it to stop your whining."
"Maybe they should call you hamburger instead of [enemy]."
"You realize, [enemy], you just keep improving my resume."
"Hehehe ... sorry, I just never saw anyone make a face like that... before I blew it off."
"Honestly, [enemy], you look much better dead."
"I found your face, [enemy]. You want it back?"
[random quote: kill_insult0]
[random quote: kill_insult3]
[random quote: kill_insult34]

Kill praise

"[Enemy], I sure earned my paycheck on you."
"Wow! Thats the most excitement [enemy] has ever shown me."
"Hey, [enemy]. Atleast pretend like you're trying to win."
"How many times have you died, [enemy]? There's parts of you everywhere."
[random quote: praise4]
[random quote: praise2]

Random insults

[random one-liner]
"I'm on vacation. I just do this to relax."
"Wow, is this beginner night?"
"Look! [Random enemy] is hiding in the corner again!"
"Hmmm ... so many ways to kill you, [random enemy], and so little time."
"At least [random enemy] has a reason to be so bad. What's your excuse, [enemy]?"
"Hey, [random enemy]. This yellow puddle must be where I nearly got you."
"I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent, [random enemy]."
[random quote: misc12]
[random quote: misc10]
[random quote: taunt9]

Random misc

"I'm passing out free trips to hell. Apply in person."
"Will someone wake up [random enemy]. I have to use up my ammo by the expiration date."
"So, [random enemy]. Don't you think we oughta smoke [random enemy], and then have us a little chat?"
"This is my kind of happy hour."
"I don't have Mynx's phone number. Try the restroom walls in [map name]."
[random quote: misc1]
[random quote: misc9]