Easily mistaken for a big, clumsy oaf, Hossman is a deadly opponent whose agility is a match for his fearsome strength.
"The [map name],? This place ain't in my contract."
"Not [random enemy] again! If the $$$ is right you may not lose... this time."
"Farewell, [fighter]s. I got a better paying gig elsewhere."
"I guess you can breathe a little easier now that I'm outta here."
"I have a simple game plan. I shoot you. You die. I win. You rot."
"To be perfectly honest I could care less who dies, long as I walk out of here."
"If you want to do my job for me, [winner], that's fine by me."
"I'm using your bones to uphold my reputation."
"A cool steady hand. The calling card of a professional."
"Well, we've established that [loser] isn't worth much."
"This is a sucker's job. These [fighter]s are all easy marks."
"You won't get away with this, [winner]. I don't leave witnesses."
"I think my new assignment is redecorating [winner]'s face."
"Ok, I'm cool. Just need to frag [winner] more often next time."
"[Enemy], do I scare you that much?"
"You're going to eat that chat bubble, [enemy]!"
"I was on the phone!"
"You want to fight me? Me? You better get some help, [enemy]."
"Hey [enemy]! Good idea! Get me mad and you die first."
"Well [enemy] you're at the top of my hit list ... with a bullet."
"You wanna peice of me? Yer gonna need a bigger spoon!"
"Get back here, [enemy], and I'll finish what I started."
"That should've killed you! Must be a wind change or somethin'."
"Is this some new form of separation anxiety?"
"Makes me remember why I gave up drinking."
"Ugh. Feels like I slugged down about [number] shots of m0nkey killer."
"It's the chance you take when you perform without a net."
"My new technique: a fly-by shooting. Needs a little work."
"Heh, I like my coffee hotter than this."
"Heh, I like my [food] hotter than this."
"I guess it's better to burn out than fade away."
"Hot? You call that hot?"
"Is this that new special sauce?"
"Here I go, hittin' the sauce again."
"Just great ... death in a slime mold."
"And to think, I used to like lime gelatin."
"Ugh. Like swillin' radioactive [liquid]."
"Yeah sure, never a lifeguard on duty when you need one."
"Next time, I need to wait an hour after I eat that much [food]."
"No fence. I oughta sue."
"Now that's the way to dust someone!"
"Clumsy of you."
"Mental note, can't collect price on own head..."
"Nice punch, It's refreshing to have a real competitor."
"Sneaky! You should talk to me about a job, [enemy]!"
"Heh. Caught that one with my teeth."
"My mother fragged me once. Once."
"Messy ... it's just not like the old days."
"They don't pay me enough to put up with this kinda junk."
"I am at a lost for words."
"I guess you gotta use weapons that match your skill level, [enemy]."
"No-skill, kamikaze-lovin' twerp."
"I bet you post anonymously on message boards too, [enemy]."
"Give a kid a weapon and he thinks he's a soldier."
"[Enemy] is still shaking. First kill for you kid?"
"Ok, [enemy], you I kill for free."
"You better have eyes in the back of your head, [enemy]."
"You're dog food now, [enemy]."
"Well I imagine someone's got to win the lottery."
"I look better dying than you do shooting, [enemy]."
"Hate to admit it, [enemy], but from one pro to another, good shot!"
"Looks like you got a little talent there kid. Use it."
"Okay, you win this one, [enemy]. Don't get cocky."
"Not bad for an amateur."
"And a round of applause goes to [enemy], for a fine performance."
"I've seen a lot worse from a lot better. Good shot, [enemy]."
"[Enemy], don't take it personally, but yer makin' my job too easy."
"Perfect ... one slug, one kill."
"Great, now my hand is stuck in your skull!"
"Geez, [enemy], you make one ugly cup of stew."
"Cleaned and gutted. I'm too good!"
"Cheap or not, points are points!"
"I'm selling death and destruction at wholesale prices!"
"I told you to keep away from me, [enemy]. But you wouldn't listen."
"I bet they could feel that one all the way to [place]!"
"Quick, frag [enemy] before the stupid [fighter] suicides again."
"Wow, I guess my reputation precedes me."
"You know, [enemy], I really just did it to stop your whining."
"Maybe they should call you hamburger instead of [enemy]."
"You realize, [enemy], you just keep improving my resume."
"Hehehe ... sorry, I just never saw anyone make a face like that... before I blew it off."
"Honestly, [enemy], you look much better dead."
"I found your face, [enemy]. You want it back?"
"[Enemy], I sure earned my paycheck on you."
"Wow! Thats the most excitement [enemy] has ever shown me."
"Hey, [enemy]. Atleast pretend like you're trying to win."
"How many times have you died, [enemy]? There's parts of you everywhere."
"I'm on vacation. I just do this to relax."
"Wow, is this beginner night?"
"Look! [Random enemy] is hiding in the corner again!"
"Hmmm ... so many ways to kill you, [random enemy], and so little time."
"At least [random enemy] has a reason to be so bad. What's your excuse, [enemy]?"
"Hey, [random enemy]. This yellow puddle must be where I nearly got you."
"I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent, [random enemy]."
"I'm passing out free trips to hell. Apply in person."
"Will someone wake up [random enemy]. I have to use up my ammo by the expiration date."
"So, [random enemy]. Don't you think we oughta smoke [random enemy], and then have us a little chat?"
"This is my kind of happy hour."
"I don't have Mynx's phone number. Try the restroom walls in [map name]."