Once, she was Doom's military instructor. Now the Arena Eternal tests Crash's mettle to the extreme-extreme patience, that is. She is the trainer who introduces new warriors to the skills of battle.
"Welcome to the Arenas Eternal, warrior."
"You have entered the Arenas Eternal, [random enemy]. Prepare to fight."
"Yeah, I think the new warrior may be on the the fast track."
"Alright, let's see what ya got."
"It's time for Crash to lay down the law here."
"If it's not too much to ask, would you make this interesting for me."
"Not what I expected. Definitely not."
"Can we try that again, [winner]? I think you were just lucky."
"Don't go for a perfect record, [loser]. Try to win some matches."
"If you can't beat me, it's time to take up something less challenging."
"Do it again. But this time, with feeling."
"I guess I had that coming."
"Good luck. Don't be a stranger ... well at least not stranger than you already are."
"Have fun storming the castle."
"Good luck, [winner]. But I think Ranger is going to toast your biscuits."
"Now that was nice manners. Bet you fart in public too."
"Keep that up and you'll be REAL popular here."
"I'm tougher than I look. Really."
"My momma didn't raise no cream puff."
"Just a flesh wound."
"Not my day. Need to correct for windage next time."
"Nuts. Just winged you."
"You want a bandage or an aspirin for that?"
"Bizzzzaap!! Got me like a bug in a zap trap."
"Like a bug on a windshield again."
"Scrape me off the floor and send me back to the front."
"Always a back flip. Never a swan dive. So predictable."
"Lava. Hazard or nuisance. You be the judge."
"Ever wonder what happens to all that toxic waste they store?"
"Gick. And I just polished those shoes."
"Back to the kiddie pool for me, I think."
"Hand me a towel, will you?"
"After all this time, I ought to be more careful."
"Even the best of us make the occasional foot fault."
"Don't laugh, but we used to call [male character], 'King of the Lava Divers.'"
"You don't EVER touch a lady like that. You hear me?"
"Now aren't you the tough one."
"Fastball, low and across the plate! She's outta there!"
"That one hits you before you hear it. Ouch!"
"Tactical nukes make poor neighbors."
"Can't we all just get along?"
"You'll hear from the neighborhood association about this one."
"That's a grand slam for the visitors."
"Well, my headache's gone now."
"Beginners luck... Again."
"Hmmmmm.I occasionally need to be reminded that I'm not immortal."
"Was that REALLY your best shot?"
"I ought to charge by the hour for this."
"So... you're up to what ... 3 frags an hour?"
"Wooo! Looks like some new competition has moved into town."
"Oh my! Xaero look OUT!"
"[Male character] better keep an eye on his rear view mirror now."
"[Female character] can't coast along on her good looks anymore."
"I'd say that this train is bound for glory."
"Sorry. I'm not much of a challenge."
"I have a deep and abiding love for power tools."
"Explosive decompression works for me."
"Can I have the slug back? I'd like to have it bronzed."
"That one's out of the park."
"Oops. Don't know my own strength."
"Well, I am stronger than I look."
"If the glove don't fit... Looks like it fit. Heh."
"Whattayaknow, the batteries in that were still good."
"You have just been vaporized, [enemy]."
"Now that was a classic telefrag."
"Awesome. I never get to play with the big toys."
"Oh. You meant don't press THAT button."
"Sort of like a group telefrag."
"That was a blast!"
"Ugh. Someone call housekeeping."
"Don't give up so easily. I'm tough, but not THAT tough."
"And you had so much to live for."
"I'm not cleaning that mess up."
"I told you to duck."
"Of course you don't have an ounce of brains in your head -- they're all on the wall there."
"Wheee. I love fragging easy targets."
"You blow up real pretty."
"Were you trying to give me an easy frag there, [enemy]?"
"Remember to take the training wheels off before you leave, [enemy]."
"What a coincidence. My grandmother said she whupped your behind just last week."
"There must be worse nicknames than 'Ol' Harmless.'"
"Any time you want to start the fight, just let me know."
"Big clue here. Don't quit your day job, [enemy]."
"How do you say [list_sort] in [language]?"
"Huh. I was going to say something, but now my mind's a blank."
"Hope you're having fun."
"I told [male character] that you're the one who dented his new [random weapon]."
"When you see Doom, ask him why he never calls."