Cadavre

Entering a game

"That churning, squishy sound means Cadavre has arrived."

"Heh! I'm just falling apart with anticipation!"

"Win or lose, I'm loadin' up on snacks."

"I'm collectin' donations for the hungry dead."

"Drat, nothin' but left-overs again."

"Name's Cadavre. Just say it three times, real fast!"

"It's 'Thriller Time'!"

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Exiting a game

"I don't frag with wimps, sissies, or [fighter]s. That rules out all of you."

"I've got me an upset stomach. You have NO idea what that really means."

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Level start

"You want 'em marked or unmarked? Your graves, I mean."

"We're renaming [map name] to 'The Morgue' after I induct you clowns into Cadavre's world."

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"Can we speed this up? I got a baby-sitting job to go to."

"Can we speed this up? I'm moonlighting at a medical college."

Level end

"I managed to shove a few maggots in you, [winner]. They oughta be ripe real soon."

"HA!! You didn't bury me face down. I'm ready to fight again."

"[Winner], I hand you my heart. [Loser], you get the butt. Har Har Har!"

Level end: victory

"Feel that rot settlin' in. It kind of tickles, but you get used to it."

"To the victor goes the spoiled... and the ripe and the rotting. Yummm!"

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Level end: defeat

"The maggots beat everyone eventually."

"No sense in beating a dead horse."

"Drat. I popped a maggot outta my eye. Help me look for it."

"Course I lost. Dang maggots ate up all my mojo."

"Keep smiling, [winner]. Life is brief and so is glory, but death is forever."

Hit when talking

"Nice gun, [enemy]. for your sake, I hope it's tasty."

"Now you're going to have to ask permission to beg."

Hit by an attack (no death)

"Who said you couldn't hurt a fly? You just killed four of mine."

"Hey, [enemy]! You just whacked three of my favorite maggots!"

"You got me right in the butt. Now I got me a semi-colon."

"I let you hit me because I like to watch the pus run."

"Now I'm gonna hug you, [enemy]. Maybe we'll stick together."

Hitting an opponent (no kill)

"Well, there's one bodily fluid. I want to see three more."

"Who you gonna call ...?"

"Let's speed this up, [enemy]. I got larvae waiting to hatch."

"A few more shots like that, [enemy] and you'll begin to look like me."

Death by telefrag

"Whoooaaa! That's one big maggot!"

"Har! I bet that's how a zit feels!"

"Ashes to Ashes. Dust to dust. Drippy, smelly gunk to drippy, smelly gunk."

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Death by falling damage

"I've been buried in deeper holes than this!"

"This better be deeper than 6 feet."

"I wish I'd been around to watch that splat! Had to be beautiful."

Death by lava

"Arrgh! Not cremation!!!!"

"Hey, maggots pop like corn kernels!"

"Sear me on both sides to lock in the juices."

Death by slime

"Once it eats through the skin, it's gonna meet the rest of its family."

"If it can't beat me from the inside, it sure as heck won't take me from the outside!"

Death by drowning

"I thought dead bodies floated."

"Dead in the water. Heh."

"All the little bugs inside are drowning! Peace at last!"

"Hey everybody, come get your Cadavre stew!"

Death by splash damage/cratering

"You see what death looks like, [enemy]? Ain't pretty, is it?"

"I am a master at killin' the dead, me included."

Death by gauntlet

"Your mama slaps harder than that, [enemy]."

"Push any harder, [enemy], and your hand will go right through me."

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Death by railgun

"Heh heh, I see you in your little camper hole."

"Thanks for the help, camper. I had a little gas I'd been wantin' to get out."

"Now that definitely hit the spot!"

Death by BFG

"The worst part is that most of these pops are coming from inside me."

"Guess the worms'll be eating at separate tables."

"I'm falling to pieces ... and I mean that literally!"

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Death insults

"I guess my heart's not in this. Mind handing it back to me?"

"You can't kill somethin' what's already dead! At least not easily."

"Been there, done that. I'll make sure you share the experience, loser."

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Death praise

"Lucky shot, [enemy]? Or did some other [fighter] pull the trigger for you?"

"You were fun. I'll stick around in your nightmares, I promise."

"Bring out your dead! Bring out your Dead!"

Killing with railgun

"Dead aim...dead on ...dead eye ...dead to rights ...dead ringer."

"I think I struck oil with that one."

"That's an exit door for guts and an entryway for all the little critters I've been saving for you."

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Killing with gauntlet

"Since I'm this close, [enemy], I'll just grab some snacks for later."

"The touch of death."

"I'll just help myself to a couple o' yer organs here ... I need some spares."

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Killing with telefrag

"I just love jigsaw puzzles with LOTS of pieces."

"Can someone get a shop vacuum for [enemy], please?"

"You're spreading yourself thin again, [enemy]."

"Clean up in aisle five"

Another player kills self

"That only leads to an unhappy afterlife, [enemy]."

"And they say that maggots are eating MY brains."

"Har, Har, Har!"

Kill insults

"Now I'm going to kiss you. Stick my tongue down your throat... maggot slide."

"I'm hungry and you're dead, [enemy]. Look, I even brought gravy."

"Making an S.O.S. with your intestines isn't going to help."

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Kill praise

"Somewhat impressive moves, [enemy]. But you're still a heap o' frags."

"Okay, [enemy] since you took your head off for me, I'll take my hat off for you!"

Random insults

"I can smell you over my own rot, [enemy]. Means you really stink!"

"Spell yer name for me, [enemy]? I'm doing up yer gravestone now."

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Random misc

"[Enemy]'s final suffering will be exquisite."

"I hate it when flies fly OUT of my mouth."

"Anyone got a truss? I keep tripping over my guts."

"[Enemy], pull my finger. Hey, give it back!"

"This place is deadsville!"

"Bwahahahahahaa!"

"Life, un-unlife, what's the diff?"

"Anybody got a lightning gun? I need me a recharge."

"Gibs are my normal state of existence."

"I'm just a bag o' random gibs."

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