This hero of the Strogg War may also be its most tragic victim. While a captive on Stroggos, vile experiments transformed his flesh into something both far more and far less than human.
"Hang the gore, [random enemy], let's get it on!"
"[Map name] again! I guess you campers are happy!"
"My work here is done, Adios!"
"All y'all take care and watch your six."
"I just can't stand being near [random enemy]. I'm outta here."
"I'm fixin' to leave."
"Crank up the tunes, this ol' boy's back in Dodge."
"Well I think its time to dance!"
"Y'all should know that [map name], is my favorite killing grounds."
"Don't you be thinkin' you good ol' boys got me runnin'."
"Dang! Whumped by a carpet-baggin' Yankee [fighter]."
"The South will rise again!"
"Hey there, [loser]. Wear all that blood like a badge of honor."
"Wahoo! The music roars and I bow to the crowd."
"Looks like this bronco is done kickin!"
"Shoot, I don't even need my dog to flush you city folk."
"[Loser], thanks again. Y'all made some really great targets."
"Don't push me, [fighter]. I've been to hell and back, and back I'll be!"
"I've seen tougher, killed 'em too."
"We have names for y'all's type, sissy!"
"[Enemy], I can see your yella stripe a mile away!"
"Dang! Ain't no one got any manners in this universe?"
"Is that my blood I taste? [Enemy] may just survive after all!"
"If y'all fire enough rounds you're bound to hit something, I guess."
"[Enemy] thinks a little poke like that is gonna bring me down."
"A [weapon used by enemy]? Who exactly are you trying to hit with that, [enemy]?"
"Just my way of sayin' 'howdy', Amigo."
"Don't y'all be hiding, [enemy]. I got your blood trail now."
"Looks like [enemy] has sprung a few leaks."
"Guess ya'll'l be seeing my pieces in all the familiar places."
"I really hate that first rush of air on my brain."
"I feel like an overloaded skeeter."
"Now I know what bird doo feels like."
"Looks like a BAR-B-Q and I'm the only one invited."
"This is like an Alabama August!"
"Dang, killed by that sissy hair goop."
"Let's grease y'all with this, [enemy], and see who catches you the fastest." (unused; commented out)
"Guess they'll tell Ma I was buried at sea."
"You think a little water will slow me down."
"All I said was 'Hey, lookit what I can do!'"
"Ironic ain't it! I won't give anyone else that pleasure."
"What was that? Did a fly come land on me?"
"Could you use anything smaller? I got enough scars as it is."
"Skeeters hit harder than that, [enemy]!"
"Yeah sure, any [fighter]'s a hero with a gun like that."
"How about that. [Enemy] CAN pull a trigger!"
"Dang it! Why do I have to be here when [enemy] gets a lucky shot off!"
"Good shootin' [fighter]. A good eye means a long life."
"I tip my hat to y'all, [enemy], It's been a pleasure."
"Whoaaaa. I can see light on the other side of that hole, [enemy]!"
"I have always been good with my hands."
"Pull yourself together, [fighter]."
"Y'all'd do anything to collect insurance, wouldn't you?"
"Y'all think I'm gonna hold my shot now, don't you?"
"Hey, [enemy]! A sleeping cow makes a tougher target than you!"
"I think [enemy] enjoys standing in front of my gun."
"Are you a masochist, man? RUN!"
"Sometimes it hurts to kill the good ones."
"Congrats, amigo! You died well."
"You earned your tombstone, [fighter]."
"[Enemy]'s guts look mighty pretty all over that wall."
"I'm gonna give y'all a new purpose in life ... dying gloriously."
"I'm determined to make something of all y'all ... fertilizer."
"Feel the pain. Feel the pain."
"Every time I get in [map name] , I just wanna break my [random weapon] over [enemy]'s head."
"Y'all ain't from around these parts are ya, [random enemy]?"
"Hey [random enemy], you got family in [place]? You remind me of someone I know."
"Hey [random enemy], it's good to see some new faces in this hole."
"[Random enemy], will I have to show you how to use that [random weapon] again?"