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Biker

Biker - bio
NAME:
Biker
SPECIES:
Human
GENDER:
Male
HEIGHT:
1.96 m
WEIGHT:
133 kg

Biker is crude and coarse: a bully who gets his kicks out of hammering helpless opponents. He may not be smart or brave, but he's brutal as hell.

He's the thuggish follower type. He's more likely to be found in a rural wide-spot-in-the-road type bar (with his grungy bike parked outside) than anywhere else. A bit slow-witted and full of hostility, kind words are few and far between with this guy. If Biker had any charm, he beat it out of himself long ago.

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Entering a gameExiting a gameLevel startLevel endLevel end: victoryLevel end: defeatHit when talkingHit by an attack (no death)Hitting an opponent (no kill)Death by telefragDeath by falling damageDeath by lavaDeath by slimeDeath by drowningDeath by splash damage/crateringDeath by gauntletDeath by railgunDeath by BFGDeath insultsDeath praiseKilling with railgunKilling with gauntletKilling with telefragAnother player kills selfKill insultsKill praiseRandom insultsRandom misc

Entering a game

[random quote: hello5]
"Make this a good day, cuz it'll be your last."
"Everyone out of the pool."
"You just keep your hands off my hawg, [enemy]. Understand?"
"[Enemy], I'm gonna kick your sorry butt into the next county."
"I squash cockroaches bigger and scarier than you, [enemy]."
"This better not make me late for lunch."

Exiting a game

"I have some boredom to catch up on."
"Screw this."
[random quote: goodbye1]

Level start

"I'm makin' [map name] my playground. Get off the swings, [fighter]s."
"Where'd I park my hawg?"

Level end

"Waste of time."
[random quote: level_end0]
"[Winner] cheats and [loser] sucks. Now that we know, let's go again."

Level end: victory

"Yeehaa! Kick some doggie butt!"
"Did that hurt ya, [loser]? Bet it did!"
[random quote: level_end_victory3]

Level end: defeat

"Aw, you can kiss my bike wheel, [winner] .... but lemme get it spinnin' real fast first."
"That's it! I'm putting me a rifle rack on my hawg."
[random quote: level_end_lose1]

Hit when talking

"You just became road-kill, [fighter]." (unused; commented out)
"[Enemy], you just became a kick-stand."
"Nice one, [enemy]. But now it's my turn."

Hit by an attack (no death)

"C'mon, dawg, I still gots one good eye!"
"Don't dirty the leathers, [enemy]!"
"You cow-poker! I'll show you what's what!"
"OK, you gave it your best and now it's my turn."
"I'm gonna hurt you, [enemy]. I'm gonna hurt you bad."
[random quote: death_insult2]

Hitting an opponent (no kill)

[random quote: taunt1]
"Yer as slow as ya are ugly."
[random quote: taunt8]
"You look mighty pretty in blood red."
"Lousy, cheap ammo."
"Sheee-oooot! I gotta get me a bigger gun than this one."

Death by telefrag

"Them trucks never give a hawg-rider no respect."
"That was some serious road rash."
"Anybody get the license plate on that elephant?"
[random quote: death_telefragged]

Death by falling damage

"Them Kneivel boys ain't got nothin' on me."
"May be somethin' to them helmet laws ..."
"Dang! Colorado Rocky Mountain high!"

Death by lava

"Dang! That's hotter than a tailpipe runnin' jet fuel."
"Hoooooweeee! Too much lighter fluid on the grill there."
[random quote: death_lava1]

Death by slime

"Any biscuits with this gravy?"
"This is like showerin' in degreaser."
"Hey Lucy, this stuff's better'n yer maw's cookin'!"

Death by drowning

"Leather's heavy when it's wet. Dang."
"Great, now I smells like a wet dog."
"Stupid place for a swimmmin' pool."

Death by splash damage/cratering

"You so much as giggle, [enemy], and I break yer face."
"Did that truck run over my bike too?"
[random quote: death_suicide0]
[random quote: death_suicide5]

Death by gauntlet

"Get yer slimy paws off o' me, [enemy]!"
"Last guy that touched me can only count to five now."
"Ain't nobody touches me like that."
[random quote: death_gauntlet2]

Death by railgun

"[random quote: death_rail2]"
"This ain't no campground, [enemy]."
"Let's settle this outside, face to face."

Death by BFG

"And the friggin' rockets red ... uhhh ... green glare!"
[random quote: death_bfg2]
"Ha, ya missed, [enemy]! 'Almost' only counts in hand grenades and ... oh, puke ..."
"Stampede!"

Death insults

"I take my coffee stronger'n you, [enemy]."
"You just stepped on the highway to hell, [fighter]."
"I can't believe a [fighter] like [enemy] fragged me!"
[random quote: death_insult0]
[random quote: death_insult4]
[random quote: death_insult5]

Death praise

"Yeah, big hairy deal, [enemy]. Ya killed me. So what?"
"Well, ain't [enemy] a hero? Come and get your special prize."
[random quote: d_praise2]
"[Enemy] killed me to death! Dang!"

Killing with railgun

"Turn into the wind, [fighter], I wanna hear ya whistle."
[random quote: kill_rail1]
[random quote: kill_rail0]

Killing with gauntlet

"Up close and impersonal."
"Like swattin' flies offa roadkill."
"That's the kind of action I like most."
"Yeah! Gimme some more of that!"
[random quote: kill_gauntlet0]

Killing with telefrag

"Here's the beef!"
"Get off the Road!"
"Popped you like a Prairie Oyster!"
[random quote: telefragged0]

Another player kills self

"Hey moron, AIM, then fire!"
"Must tickle, cuz I'm laughin'"

Kill insults

"I'm gonna bury [enemy] face down so I got a place to park my bike."
"Ahhhh, you ain't worth the trouble to run you over."
"Biker 1, Roadkill 0."
[random quote: kill_insult0]
[random quote: kill_insult4]
[random quote: kill_insult8]

Kill praise

[random quote: kill_insult36]
"You'll make good maggot food, [enemy]. That's something."
"You was brain-dead anyway, [enemy]."

Random insults

[random quote: taunt7]
[random quote: misc6]
"All the sex appeal of open heart surgery!"
"Yer like sand on the road, [enemy].I just blow it away."
"Your mamma's gonna see you on a milk carton, [enemy]."
"You stay away from my dawg, [enemy]."

Random misc

[random quote: guytalk2]
"I eat my road kill."
"*[Bu-u-u-u-u-u-urp]* "
"Anybody got a six-pack on 'em?"
"Okay, any o' you pretty ladies want a ride on my hawg?"
[random one-liner]
"Don't go tellin' Lucy I was here ... she'll whip my butt."
"[Female character] better git her ass back in the kitchen and finish making me that chicken pot pie!"
[random quote: misc0]
[random quote: misc8]
[random quote: misc12]