Angel

Entering a game

"Somebody farted. Got to be one of those organic [fighter]s."

"Is this the best evolution could come up with?"

"I'm gonna own [map name] before we're done."

[random quote: hello4]

[random quote: hello7]

Exiting a game

"You [fighter]s wouldn't know real beauty if it bit your sorry butt. I'm leaving."

"Yeah, that was fun. Not."

"I'm gone."

Level start

"Okay, fleshy slugs. Let's get it on."

[random quote: level_start0]

"Wake up, fleshbags. Angel's crashed your little party."

"Angel of Mercy? Not in your lifetime, [fighter]."

"What, you expected cherubs and sugary stuff?"

Level end

"I would have won, too, if I had taken nothin' but cheap and easy shots."

"Yeah, well, we're all having fun now."

"Stuck in the middle again."

"There just ain't no justice."

"I thought I was a bit rusty."

Level end: victory

"Okay, kiddies. Pick up all your body parts and get out."

"Bet you [fighter]s didn't expect me to be prom queen."

"Hey, [loser]. You make an easy target with that big 'L' painted on your forehead."

"I told you [fighter]s I would own this place."

[random quote: level_end_victory1]

Level end: defeat

"Ooh, well isn't [winner] a big hero?"

"Always a bridesmaid, never a bride."

"Wait. All of you [fighter]s here, and I'm the loser? Who else finds this funny?"

[random quote: level_end_lose1]

Hit when talking

"What's the matter, [enemy]? Your organic brain can't decipher good manners?"

"Let me finish the stupid sentence, [enemy]."

"Fair is fair. I'd do the same to you, [fighter]."

Hit by an attack (no death)

"Ooh, I like the rough stuff."

"Oh look, a dweeb with a pee-shooter. And I'm not talking about your gun."

[random quote: praise]

Hitting an opponent (no kill)

"You flesh folk leak too much."

"Oh wait ... I'm sorry ... did that hurt, [enemy]?"

"Guess I'll have to set this gun to SPLATTER."

[random quote: taunt_fem]

Death by telefrag

"Could I get a magnet here?"

[random quote: death_telefragged1]

Death by falling damage

"Hey, so what? It's the only rush I'll get in here."

"So I'll get a job as an ashtray."

"So this is why they call it TERMINAL velocity."

Death by lava

"Now I know the melting point of... me. Ten degrees less than this."

"Now you think I'm hot, right?"

"Terminal hotfoot!"

Death by slime

"It's like being hugged by a human."

"Gaaahhhh! It's not supposed to hurt like this!"

Death by drowning

"Wait a minute... robots can't drown! Blub, blub, blub."

"If the lack of air don't get you, the rust will."

"Anyone got some rust remover?"

Death by splash damage/cratering

"Aw, the heck with it."

"I just wanted to see how much it hurts before I use it on [enemy]."

[random quote: death_suicide1]

Death by gauntlet

"Get your sweaty, fleshy hands off me, [enemy]."

[random quote: death_gauntlet0]

Death by railgun

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"Okay, [enemy]. You like what you see?"

[random quote: death_rail1]

Death by BFG

"Don't stand in a puddle when re-charging. Gotta write that down ..."

"Hey, [enemy], Quit laughing. Half those sparks are coming from me!"

"Green. I hate green."

[random quote: death_bfg0]

Death insults

"I'll get re-wired, [enemy], ... you'll just decompose."

"At least I don't stink when I rot."

"I'd tell you to kiss my butt, but I'm afraid you'd take me up on it."

[random quote: death_insult3]

[random quote: death_fem_insult2]

Death praise

"It's good that you did this before you got old and weak, [enemy]."

"I'm impressed, [enemy]. You're the best inferior I've ever met."

[random quote: d_praise2]

Killing with railgun

"This way I don't have to risk getting your guts all over me, [enemy]."

[random quote: kill_rail1]

Killing with gauntlet

[random quote: kill_gauntlet2]

"It'd be your pleasure to wake up next to me, but tragically, you won't be waking up."

Killing with telefrag

"'Scuse me, [fighter], Angel needs some room to move."

[random quote: telefragged1]

Another player kills self

[no response]

Kill insults

"Someone call the big orange truck to clean up this road kill."

"You're a pus bag, [enemy], and you can take that literally."

[random quote: kill_insult4]

[random quote: kill_insult0]

[random quote: kill_insult5]

[random quote: kill_insult12]

Kill praise

"You've got to have some non-organic parts in there somewhere, [enemy]."

"I wanted you to feel like you could do something well, so I killed you again."

[random quote: praise4]

Random insults

"You cut the cheese, [enemy]? Or is this your normal perfume?"

"Hey, [enemy], repeat after me ... I WILL brush my teeth."

"All the leaves have shaken off that bush. I see you now."

[random quote: misc15]

Random misc

"The hot wings made my fingers all sticky."

"Robot?!?! I'm a synthetic humanoid, thank you very much."

"Hi, my name is Angel, and yes, I am a fragaholic."

"I don't dance, unless it's on [random player]'s head."

"Pygmalion was a jerk."

[random one-liner]