Angel - bio
Humanoid Robot
1.65 m
181 kg

Although certainly not a classical beauty, Angel was created by a sculptor to be his ideal companion. She quickly proved herself to be a creature of hate, not love-killing her maker in a berserk fury.

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Entering a gameExiting a gameLevel startLevel endLevel end: victoryLevel end: defeatHit when talkingHit by an attack (no death)Hitting an opponent (no kill)Death by telefragDeath by falling damageDeath by lavaDeath by slimeDeath by drowningDeath by splash damage/crateringDeath by gauntletDeath by railgunDeath by BFGDeath by kamikazeDeath insultsDeath praiseKilling with railgunKilling with gauntletKilling with telefragKilling with kamikazeAnother player kills selfKill insultsKill praiseRandom insultsRandom misc

Entering a game

"Somebody farted. Got to be one of those organic [fighter]s."
"Is this the best evolution could come up with?"
"I'm gonna own [map name] before we're done."
[random quote: hello4]
[random quote: hello7]

Exiting a game

"You [fighter]s wouldn't know real beauty if it bit your sorry butt. I'm leaving."
"Yeah, that was fun. Not."
"I'm gone."

Level start

"Okay, fleshy slugs. Let's get it on."
[random quote: level_start0]
"Wake up, fleshbags. Angel's crashed your little party."
"Angel of Mercy? Not in your lifetime, [fighter]."
"What, you expected cherubs and sugary stuff?"

Level end

"I would have won, too, if I had taken nothin' but cheap and easy shots."
"Yeah, well, we're all having fun now."
"Stuck in the middle again."
"There just ain't no justice."
"I thought I was a bit rusty."

Level end: victory

"Okay, kiddies. Pick up all your body parts and get out."
"Bet you [fighter]s didn't expect me to be prom queen."
"Hey, [loser]. You make an easy target with that big 'L' painted on your forehead."
"I told you [fighter]s I would own this place."
[random quote: level_end_victory1]

Level end: defeat

"Ooh, well isn't [winner] a big hero?"
"Always a bridesmaid, never a bride."
"Wait. All of you [fighter]s here, and I'm the loser? Who else finds this funny?"
[random quote: level_end_lose1]

Hit when talking

"What's the matter, [enemy]? Your organic brain can't decipher good manners?"
"Let me finish the stupid sentence, [enemy]."
"Fair is fair. I'd do the same to you, [fighter]."

Hit by an attack (no death)

"Ooh, I like the rough stuff."
"Oh look, a dweeb with a pee-shooter. And I'm not talking about your gun."
[random quote: praise]

Hitting an opponent (no kill)

"You flesh folk leak too much."
"Oh wait ... I'm sorry ... did that hurt, [enemy]?"
"Guess I'll have to set this gun to SPLATTER."
[random quote: taunt_fem]

Death by telefrag

"Could I get a magnet here?"
[random quote: death_telefragged1]

Death by falling damage

"Hey, so what? It's the only rush I'll get in here."
"So I'll get a job as an ashtray."
"So this is why they call it TERMINAL velocity."

Death by lava

"Now I know the melting point of... me. Ten degrees less than this."
"Now you think I'm hot, right?"
"Terminal hotfoot!"

Death by slime

"It's like being hugged by a human."
"Gaaahhhh! It's not supposed to hurt like this!"

Death by drowning

"Wait a minute... robots can't drown! Blub, blub, blub."
"If the lack of air don't get you, the rust will."
"Anyone got some rust remover?"

Death by splash damage/cratering

"Aw, the heck with it."
"I just wanted to see how much it hurts before I use it on [enemy]."
[random quote: death_suicide1]

Death by gauntlet

"Get your sweaty, fleshy hands off me, [enemy]."
[random quote: death_gauntlet0]

Death by railgun

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"
"Okay, [enemy]. You like what you see?"
[random quote: death_rail1]

Death by BFG

"Don't stand in a puddle when re-charging. Gotta write that down ..."
"Hey, [enemy], Quit laughing. Half those sparks are coming from me!"
"Green. I hate green."
[random quote: death_bfg0]

Death by kamikaze

"What am I here? Guest of honor at the losers' convention?" (unused; commented out)
"So you can light your farts, [enemy], big deal." (unused; commented out)
"Yeah ... that was fun ... NOT!" (unused; commented out)
"Oh yeah, that took REAL skill." (unused; commented out)
"You ought to take something for that gas problem, [enemy]." (unused; commented out)
"Score one for the No-Skill Express." (unused; commented out)
[random quote: death_kamikaze1] (unused; commented out)

Death insults

"I'll get re-wired, [enemy], ... you'll just decompose."
"At least I don't stink when I rot."
"I'd tell you to kiss my butt, but I'm afraid you'd take me up on it."
[random quote: death_insult3]
[random quote: death_fem_insult2]

Death praise

"It's good that you did this before you got old and weak, [enemy]."
"I'm impressed, [enemy]. You're the best inferior I've ever met."
[random quote: d_praise2]

Killing with railgun

"This way I don't have to risk getting your guts all over me, [enemy]."
[random quote: kill_rail1]

Killing with gauntlet

[random quote: kill_gauntlet2]
"It'd be your pleasure to wake up next to me, but tragically, you won't be waking up."

Killing with telefrag

"'Scuse me, [fighter], Angel needs some room to move."
[random quote: telefragged1]

Killing with kamikaze

"I can see you weren't expecting that!" (unused; commented out)
"Awwww. Did the big bad boom scare the widdle [fighter]s?" (unused; commented out)
"Now that was cooool." (unused; commented out)
"You're just mad 'cause I got to it first." (unused; commented out)

Another player kills self

[no response]

Kill insults

"Someone call the big orange truck to clean up this road kill."
"You're a pus bag, [enemy], and you can take that literally."
[random quote: kill_insult4]
[random quote: kill_insult0]
[random quote: kill_insult5]
[random quote: kill_insult12]

Kill praise

"You've got to have some non-organic parts in there somewhere, [enemy]."
"I wanted you to feel like you could do something well, so I killed you again."
[random quote: praise4]

Random insults

"You cut the cheese, [enemy]? Or is this your normal perfume?"
"Hey, [enemy], repeat after me ... I WILL brush my teeth."
"All the leaves have shaken off that bush. I see you now."
[random quote: misc15]

Random misc

"The hot wings made my fingers all sticky."
"Robot?!?! I'm a synthetic humanoid, thank you very much."
"Hi, my name is Angel, and yes, I am a fragaholic."
"I don't dance, unless it's on [random player]'s head."
"Pygmalion was a jerk."
[random one-liner]