Anarki is the quintessential cyberpunk. With his augmentation and enhancements, he's supplied with a constant overlay of graphical data. The world around him is reduced to a surrealistic virtual reality experience, but the damage he dishes out is very, very real.
Always seeking an edge, this cyber-board surfer paid with his humanity for a seemingly endless array of cybronic implants.
"I feel the need for speed. Road trip on the cyber-highway!"
"Hehehe, I am the master of your cyber-space nightmares."
"Jacked in, powered up, and ready to scatter."
"Oh d00d! [map name] is like my totally favorite place to hang."
"Whoaaaa, [random player]! You are like, totally ancient."
"'O-H' time, d00d. Outta here!"
"Cya, [random player]. I'm looking for some real talent."
"I ride in kewler circles, lamer. CU L8r."
"[map name] rocks, but I gotta buzz outa here."
"Hey, [random player]! Old, slow and ugly is no way to go through life, d00d."
"Woohoo! Can you feel that rush?"
"Welcome to life on the edge!"
"Anarki has entered the tube!"
"Whoa! Headrush. I haven't even had breakfast yet."
"Totally bummed, d00d. The fun's over."
"Charging the board for round two."
"I need a better ping."
"Anyone up for a [food] break?"
"This is totally bogus. You were totally bogarting all the weapons, [winner]!"
"Next round, I'm using my board."
"Whoa! I just completely messed you up, [random player]."
"Boring tour, [fighter] d00dZ. Like, how do I get into the main room?"
"Anarki: 1, Llamas: 0."
"Major bummer for you, [loser] dude."
"You lamers running 96 baud, or what?"
"I'm the undertaker, cuz you were dead before we began."
"Bad connection ... gotta be the connection."
"Static on the line. Yeah, it was static."
"System overload, d00d. I'm multitasking way too much here."
"Not possible! Check your data tables!"
"How did I lose to a llama like you, [winner]?"
"Fragged by vidiots."
"Fragged by [fighter]s!"
"D00d! like, you're taking this age-and-treachery crap too far, [enemy]!"
"New board, d00d. You're about to see it up real close."
"D00d, you, like, totally slagged my board!"
"Temporary glitch, [enemy], I'm telling you."
"Enjoy the moment, ancient one. It ain't lasting."
"Watch where you're pointing that thing, d00d."
"Aim higher, [enemy]! Watch out for the board, man!"
"Whoa, d00d, that was, like, totally hostile!"
"Hey, [enemy]! I smoked your six, man."
"Hehe. [enemy], I can't believe I hit you with my eyes closed."
"Nice catch, [enemy] d00d. Next time try it with your mouth."
"Your server kick you yet, [enemy]?"
"[Enemy], you can't even catch my vid trail!"
"Hehe, there's an asterisk for your URL, [enemy]!"
"You knocked me off my board, d00d."
"Wow. I feel like I'm in the middle of a download."
"Whoaaaa, like, overclockin' brain drain!"
"Woaaaah, Take a load off granny."
"New road! Oh man! Tar's not dry yet!"
"Save the board! Save the board!"
"Hard to mosh in here."
"Oh man! Old d00d filled his diaper."
"Ewh. Feels like I caught a virus."
"Cafeteria food! Oh, puke, d00d."
"I'd rather drown than fight you lamers."
"Who filled the pool? d00d!"
"Crashed and splashed!"
"There's a report card I'm not taking home, d00d."
"Is there, like, a make-up quiz?"
"[Enemy]! You overcharged my batteries, d00d."
"Illegal search! Illegal sear..."
"[Enemy] d00d, how'd you get through my surge protector?"
"Whoaaaaa, [enemy] d00d! I think you knocked a coupla my chips loose."
"You are like way too stressed out, [enemy] d00d."
"What? No fair, d00d!"
"Pisser shot, [enemy]."
"Are you, like, jacking in from [place], [enemy]?"
"Now there's one happy camper."
"D0000d, you, like, totally fragged me!"
"Metal, dude, lots of metal."
"D00D! I'm Pi22a toppin6! [enemy]."
"I can't believe a lamer like you got me, [enemy]."
"You must have, like, gone to church this morning, right [enemy]?"
"How many walls did that bounce off of before it hit me, [enemy]?"
"Scoreone for ol' [enemy]. 1 more 'K' like that and I'll let you try my board."
"Chaos theory in action, [enemy]."
"Nice shot, PC Junior. What's that, [enemy], like a Y1K thing?"
"Bow to the [enemy] d00d, king of the tube!"
"Catch some air, o' worthy old one, and hold your fists up high!"
"[Enemy]! D00d, you have obviously been at this for a long time."
"Who's the Man? Who's the Man? "
"I didn't know you could still move like that, [enemy]!"
"Whoa! Stretch that old arm, [enemy], and pat yourself on the back."
"Commuter rail, exit left!"
"Gotta move quicker than that, [enemy]."
"See, [enemy], that's what V-Chips are made for."
"D00d! That puddle was your brain? Awesome!"
"You've got rail!"
"Whoaaaaaa! D00d!! I, like, knocked your frags all the way to [place]!"
"I'm too quick and you're too lame, [enemy]."
"Board movin' too fast for you to keep up, O' [enemy] d00d?"
"D00d! Up to my elbow! Awesome!"
"Go defrag your drive, [enemy] d00d. You're scattered."
"You think you own the sidewalk, [enemy]?"
"Yer stew meat, [enemy]?"
"Face it, [enemy], you suck."
"It wasn't even pretty. [Enemy] dude. You can't even do that right."
"Is your picture in the dictionary next to 'lamer', [enemy]?"
"Self-inflicted frag! [Enemy] enters domain of the totally stupid!"
"Don't bleed so much, [enemy] d00d. Makes the road slippery."
"You've got Virus, [enemy]."
"[Enemy] at dead dot com."
"I'm lightning and you got no surge protector, [enemy]."
"I am the busy signal on your dial-up modem, [enemy]."
"What a lamer!"
"[Enemy] is now connecting to MORTICIAN.COM."
"[Enemy], I formatted your sorry butt."
"[Enemy] = LAMER!"
"Not your fault, [enemy] d00d. You don't got the 'gig' to handle my code."
"Cool, d00d! You should see the look on your face."
"Nice move, [enemy]. If you had a board under you, I never would've got you."
"Not bad for an opening act, [enemy]."
"I'll put that notch high on the board, [enemy]."
"Good fight, [enemy] d00d. Next time we'll run together."
"I'll high-five you, [enemy] ... if you re-attach your hand."
"D00000d, I almost feel bad! "
"Are you, like, pretending to be a statue, [enemy]? Good disguise!"
"Who wrote your program, [enemy]? Like, Benjamin Franklin?"
"Try a game-pad, fat fingers. You're, like, hitting all the wrong keys."
"Bend over and hold your arm out straight so I can catch a slide."
"How do I get into your Lamers' Clique?"
"Charging my batteries is tougher than fragging you, [last victim]."
"[Enemy] looks like a binary meltdown to me."
"[Enemy] d00d, you're a waste of good silicon."
"[Enemy] d00d, were you like, sad, when the dinosaurs died?"
"Anyone wanna sell a ticket?"
"Aww! Freakin' gum. Who dropped it on the stairs?"
"Dude cut the cheese."
"Hey, if you rearrange the letters, this URL spells [anagram]."