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Dialogue from Bustin' Out

A collection of Giuseppi's dialogue in The Sims: Bustin' Out. Not yet complete, but this is what we have so far.

Hey hey. I'm Giuseppi Mezzoalto, business man and family guy. You need something, anything at all, I can get it... even if it belongs to someone else.
  1. Player Sim

    Want to move in with me?

  2. Giuseppi

    Move in with you? Why? You a cop? No way, man.

  1. Player Sim
    • Psst! My uncle doesn’t lock his door.
    • Psst! I hear that Hester sleeps under her library desk.
    • Psst! Olde Salty is actually searching for buried treasure.
  2. Giuseppi

    Is that a fact?

  1. Player Sim
    • I could be a stunt driver if I wanted to.
    • I’m moving up in the world.
    • Some people just call me ’The Trickster’
  2. Giuseppi

    Well aren’t you something special?

  1. Player Sim
    • Want to go on a road trip to see a Russian polka band?
    • Do you sell peace-of-mind?
  2. Giuseppi

    Are you still here?

  1. Player Sim
    • Your whole operation seems a little suspicious.
    • I’ve seen vending machines with better items for sale.
  2. Giuseppi

    You don’t like the way I do business? Scram!

  1. Player Sim
    • I hear Daddy Bigbucks wants to talk business with you.
    • Daschell Swank has an art collection worth over 9,000,000.
    • Lottie Cash wants to produce a movie in SimValley.
  2. Giuseppi

    Sounds like an interesting opportunity, if you know what I mean. What else?

  1. Player Sim
    • Everyone in town says you have the best deals.
    • I heard the mayor say you were a ’positive role-model!’
  2. Giuseppi

    Ah, the sweet smell of success!

  1. Player Sim

    You scoundrel!

  2. Giuseppi

    Hey!

  1. Player Sim

    That black leather of yours makes me wild.

  2. Giuseppi

    Oooh... you’re naughty, aren’t you?

  1. Player Sim
    • Did you hear the joke about the two guards in Alcatraz?
    • Did you hear the one about the guy who gets bit by a snake in his, um, nevermind...
    • Want to hear a gross sound?
  2. Giuseppi

    Yeah, everyone’s heard that one.

  1. Player Sim
    • Sorry for bugging you when you’re so busy and all.
    • Sorry for being so nervous.
    • Sorry I talk so much.
  2. Giuseppi

    Yeah, well... I’ll let it slide this time.

  1. Player Sim
    • You dress well - cool casual, I’d say.
    • You remind me of a movie star... what was his name?
  2. Giuseppi

    Hey man, that means a lot to me. I mean it.

  1. Player Sim
    • I’m on to you and your clever tricks.
    • Did I see you in a police lineup once?
    • Lower your prices or I’ll tell Detective Dan about your ’hot’ deals.
  2. Giuseppi

    Make my day, kid.

  1. Player Sim
    • Where do go when you aren’t here?
    • Did I see you running around with a mask on the other night?
    • Why are you always standing in the shade?
  2. Giuseppi

    The more you know, kid, the more you won’t WANT to know.

  1. Player Sim
    • I’m quite fond of teaching myself magic tricks.
    • I love spy films!
  2. Giuseppi

    Who doesn’t? Am I right?

  1. Player Sim

    Are you old enough for an R-rated kiss?

  2. Giuseppi

    Nope, I’ve gotten plenty today already, baby.

  1. Player Sim

    I’ve always wanted to kiss a convict.

  2. Giuseppi

    From you? No way.

  1. Player Sim

    Need a hug? I do.

  2. Giuseppi

    Sorry, not into that.

  1. Player Sim
    • You cheated me, man!
    • You give pawning a bad name.
  2. Giuseppi

    Who me? No way. I’m an honest citizen through and through.