Dialogue from Bustin' Out

A collection of Giuseppi's dialogue in The Sims: Bustin' Out. Not yet complete, but this is what we have so far.

Hey hey. I'm Giuseppi Mezzoalto, business man and family guy. You need something, anything at all, I can get it... even if it belongs to someone else.

1. Player Sim

   Want to move in with me?

2. Giuseppi

   Move in with you? Why? You a cop? No way, man.

1. Player Sim

   • Psst! My uncle doesn’t lock his door.
   • Psst! I hear that Hester sleeps under her library desk.
   • Psst! Olde Salty is actually searching for buried treasure.

2. Giuseppi

   Is that a fact?

1. Player Sim

   • I could be a stunt driver if I wanted to.
   • I’m moving up in the world.
   • Some people just call me ’The Trickster’

2. Giuseppi

   Well aren’t you something special?

1. Player Sim

   • Want to go on a road trip to see a Russian polka band?
   • Do you sell peace-of-mind?

2. Giuseppi

   Are you still here?

1. Player Sim

   • Your whole operation seems a little suspicious.
   • I’ve seen vending machines with better items for sale.

2. Giuseppi

   You don’t like the way I do business? Scram!

1. Player Sim

   • I hear Daddy Bigbucks wants to talk business with you.
   • Daschell Swank has an art collection worth over 9,000,000.
   • Lottie Cash wants to produce a movie in SimValley.

2. Giuseppi

   Sounds like an interesting opportunity, if you know what I mean. What else?

1. Player Sim

   • Everyone in town says you have the best deals.
   • I heard the mayor say you were a ’positive role-model!’

2. Giuseppi

   Ah, the sweet smell of success!

1. Player Sim

   You scoundrel!

2. Giuseppi

   Hey! ✽

1. Player Sim

   That black leather of yours makes me wild.

2. Giuseppi

   Oooh... you’re naughty, aren’t you?

1. Player Sim

   • Did you hear the joke about the two guards in Alcatraz?
   • Did you hear the one about the guy who gets bit by a snake in his, um, nevermind...
   • Want to hear a gross sound?

2. Giuseppi

   Yeah, everyone’s heard that one.

1. Player Sim

   • Sorry for bugging you when you’re so busy and all.
   • Sorry for being so nervous.
   • Sorry I talk so much.

2. Giuseppi

   Yeah, well... I’ll let it slide this time.

1. Player Sim

   • You dress well - cool casual, I’d say.
   • You remind me of a movie star... what was his name?

2. Giuseppi

   Hey man, that means a lot to me. I mean it.

1. Player Sim

   • I’m on to you and your clever tricks.
   • Did I see you in a police lineup once?
   • Lower your prices or I’ll tell Detective Dan about your ’hot’ deals.

2. Giuseppi

   Make my day, kid.

1. Player Sim

   • Where do go when you aren’t here?
   • Did I see you running around with a mask on the other night?
   • Why are you always standing in the shade?

2. Giuseppi

   The more you know, kid, the more you won’t WANT to know.

1. Player Sim

   • I’m quite fond of teaching myself magic tricks.
   • I love spy films!

2. Giuseppi

   Who doesn’t? Am I right?

1. Player Sim

   Are you old enough for an R-rated kiss?

2. Giuseppi

   Nope, I’ve gotten plenty today already, baby.

1. Player Sim

   I’ve always wanted to kiss a convict.

2. Giuseppi

   From you? No way.

1. Player Sim

   Need a hug? I do.

2. Giuseppi

   Sorry, not into that.

1. Player Sim

   • You cheated me, man!
   • You give pawning a bad name.

2. Giuseppi

   Who me? No way. I’m an honest citizen through and through.